my k!nky blog

❤️‍🩹 - You may not be aware of me, but I am very aware of everything you post

🦷 - I'm considering starting a folder with all the photos I have of you you post

⛓️ - I've imagined taking you from your home by force to place you instead in mine

🌑 - I'd spend every night outside your house, staring in through the window at your silhouette against the light... if I could

🪡 - I want to crawl inside you and live among your guts <3

🔗 - Sometimes I watch horror media and imagine us in some of the roles

🔪 - It aches in me every day that you have a partner. I should be the only one watching, touching, knowing you.

💊 - The things I'd most like to do with you would break at least a few laws

🫀 - I'll never find anyone else like you, and that drives me up the fucking wall.

🩸 - I want to know everything about you, from your bloodtype, your favorite book, the colour of your underwear, your worst childhood fear, to your fingerprints, your phobias and sexual desires.

🥀 - I'm going to find everyone who's ever been loved by you, and I'm going to study their mannerisms, likes, and personality so I can mould myself to be perfectly appealing to you

🍷 - I should get you alone on a date with me, drunk and barely walking. You're so cute like that, giggly and barely coherent. By the time you've passed out i'll be carrying you, telling the barkeep that you've had a few too many, and me, your lovely partner, is bringing you home. Your new home.

💉 - I want to learn all about your history, traumas, addictions... then swoop in during a breakdown to be the perfect angel for you, the gentle savior you'll owe it all to. You won't be able to resist me.

✂️ - I'd jack off to the idea of maiming you with my dads powertools

📌 - If we were in school or worked together, I'd put creepy post-its in your locker just to watch you squirm <3

⚠️ - I want to know what perfume you wear so I can spray it all over my bed... it won't be complete without the scent of you intermingling, though

⛔️ - I'd carve my name into your skin

❌️ - I'd get your name and likeness tattooed on me

Favorite pet to be/have?

Are you dominant, submissive, or a switch?

Are you a sadist, masochist, or sadomasochist?

What is your favorite pet name?

What is your biggest turn off?

Dream toy/gear?

What is your favorite kink?

What are your limits?

Are there any scenarios or kinks you’d like to experiment with?

What is your go to fantasy? What is it?

Favorite thing to hear during dirty talk/sexting?

What is your favorite power dynamic?

Do you have any kinks that are unrealistic/can’t be done irl?

What is something mundane that turns you on?

Lingerie, latex, leather, or none?

Do you have an owner/own someone?

Do you like to give/receive marks, if so, what kinds are your favorites?

What is something you are into that you haven’t seen talked about much?

What type of porn do you prefer (pics, videos, audio, literature)?

Overstimulation or edging?

How many people are involved in your dream scenario?

What kink are you most shy about, why?

How often do you get off?

Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

When did you last cum? What was it to?

Are you hornier in the morning or evening?

What is the strangest thing you’ve gotten off to?

What is the weirdest porn category you’ve searched for?

Do you prefer heavy bondage, light bondage, or none?

How do you prefer to get off?

If you are into intox, what is your preferred substance?

What is the kinkiest thing you’ve said/been told while sexting?

How much body hair do you prefer on yourself/your partners?

Full bush, fun shapes, or no bush?

Tag a mutual you’d fuck given the opportunity.

Favorite position to get off in?

Have you had a wet dream, what was it about?

Do you own any toys? What is your favorite?

Have you ever been caught getting off?

Have you ever masturbated to a mutual?

Would you ever fuck a stranger?

What is your tamest kink, why do you like it?

Rough or sensual sex?

Favorite way to be restrained or restrained someone?

Degradation or praise?

Would you hook up with someone you just met? Why or why not?

Do you prefer sending or receiving nudes?

Do you have any kinks you’d like to try but haven’t gotten to?

Would you ever masturbate while on the phone with someone?

be over-stimulated or edged?

be a voyeur or have semi-public sex?

finger yourself or follow guided masturbation?

watch yourself in a mirror or listen to a recording of yourself?

honey or ice?

sleep in lingerie or nude

receive a voice memo or nude from a mutual?

shaved or bushy?

grope yourself or be groped?

cuddle under a blanket or sleep nude together?

airplane sex or elevator sex?

kitchen sex or shower sex?

pool sex or workplace sex?

watch porn or read erotica?

receive or send a dirty message while at work?

have your dirty thoughts shared with those around you or know the dirty thoughts of those around you?

watch wlw or mlm porn?

hump a pillow or use a vibrator?

boobs or butt?

lose your virginity together or lose to someone well-seasoned

get fingered in the library or at a nightclub?

receive or perform oral?

have “ok” sex daily or amazing sex once a week?

doggy or missionary?

physical touch or quality time?

moan or scream?

lace or latex?

white or black lingerie?

(Because most of the ones I've seen are kinda tame and I wanted a kinky version lmao. H/t to @osha-compliant-fae for help brainstorming!)

😵‍💫 - Every time your pictures end up on my dash I black out

😇 - I promise I'll be good (lying)

😘 - Pushing you up against the wall and kissing you

🥺 - Dreaming of making out with you until one of us snaps

🫠 - Please fuck me until my brain leaks out

👀 - Would you like to compare kinks in person?

👅 - Licking and kissing you everywhere

💋 - You are so pretty (with the intention of ruining your makeup)

👋 - Hit me harder

✌️ - Shoving my fingers in your mouth

🥾 - Step on me please

🙋 - Submitting an application to be your favorite sex toy

🧛 - biting you biting you biting you

😈 - I'm going to make you whimper for me

😸 - Requesting head pets (and rough sex)

🐺 - I'm giving you a ten second head start - run

🐰 - whimpering crying begging sobbing because you're not breeding me yet

☠️ - Be prepared to get utterly destroyed

🪢- Tie me up and use me

⛓️ - I want to see you bound and gagged

🗡️ - I have a knife I think you'll like (flirting)

🍷 - Here, drink this. Don't worry about what's in it

🍪 - I wanna make you cum and cuddle you and feed you snacks

🎧 - I need an audio of you moaning

🚂 - Please rail me at your earliest convenience

🛻 - Kidnapping you for our first date

🪟 - Leaving my window open and doors unlocked

🏩 - You, me, hotel room - when???

💝 - Buying you lingerie so I can tear it off you