uhhhhh

Alien sexist 😔

the best thing in the entire goddamn world is the fact that human beings have hands perfectly capable of giving amazing scritches and there are hundreds of animals out there who just love being scritched

this is our purpose

going to spend some quiet time in the kiln

As far as I’m aware, which is not much,… The way I see it, which is poorly…

“i wish there was a movie like dead poets society that wasnt so sad :(“ um there is? it’s called school of rock

I’m so used to boomers ruining social media platforms but these fine gentlemen singlehandedly made tiktok worth it.

shout out to the little monk in each of my cells that transcribes my DNA by candle light

stop saying "sorry for party rocking", instead try "thank you for your allowing me to party rock" or "I appreciate you being patient with me as I party rock, in the house tonight"

bro stop cartoonishly electrocuting me and showing my bones you know im insecure about them

She will solve the trolley problem