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Airport freeballing

When you’re getting ready to drop some receipts:

When you drop the receipts and leave:

When you want the gossip, and you’re tired of being subtle:

When someone you hate is about to get dragged, but you’re not involved:

When you meet your saltmate:

When you and your saltmate have to admit that the person you don’t like actually has a point:

When you’re watching someone have a social media meltdown, and they keep digging themselves further:

When you get anon hate:

When they get even more upset because you don’t respond:

Self-explanatory

When you look at your bank statement, and realize you went too far on your last shopping trip:

When your friends are drunker than you are:

When your mom asks you to do something:

When your mom volunteers you to help do the dishes at your grandma’s house after Thanksgiving dinner:

When you come to terms with the fact that you will never be as amazing as Angela Bassett:

Because there is no one else like her