I live for this part!

Tony Hawk is like fucking Perry the Platypus because if I saw him without a skateboard I'd be like "A man" and the second he picks up a skateboard I'd be like "TONY HAWK?!?!?!?!?!"

This basically sums up all his tweets

put me back in the water until im al dente

I JUST REBLOGGED THIS BUT I’M FUCKING WHEEZING

This was killing me lmao

When will this bitch (my skin) realize that we’re both on the same team

it's their grandkids, are they not allowed to retire??

yeah that all tracks

It’s not your job to be likable. It’s your job to be yourself. The right people will gravitate.

Never in my life would I have guessed the original image would finally have a use

I am making animal crossing tarot cards and no one can stop me

OP have you considered selling these as a set cause uhhh they're amazing

this my girl pegging me for the first time after i told her i never had anything in my hole before and we getting into it hot and heavy but then she hear me moan “marcus” whos her brother who i met 2 years ago in my last year of college and had a secret night of passionate love making with on the night before graduation but we both agreed to never talk about it again because marcus decided he was straight and never wanted to talk to me again so i started dating his sister because i needed to be close to him again and because my hole hasnt been the same before since that night and i need him inside of me again