i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦‍♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

I want to send a Hi out to the whole world

mm you’re being such an okay boy for daddy. could be better could be worse. you will receive neither reward nor punishment for your forgettable behavior. that’s my okay boy, keep doing whatever …

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

every mercenary company has got that guy who insists he should fight with two daggers... bro get back in formation and pick up your pike