KingDemo's World

Every time you cut a corner you make two more.

What if puns are the cool jokes and people who cringe at them are overcompensating for not being able to make them?

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think ‘crap its the cops’

If you ask Santa for coal for Christmas and he brings you coal….have you been naughty or nice?

saying “can u not” to inanimate objects that are just following the laws of physics but in, like, inconvenient ways

I’d probably save a lot on my water bill if I’d just do less thinking in here.

are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals

are you telling me the fastest man in the world has the fastest slowest animal

If we help Yemen with food, water, and shelter, it could be called Yemenade.

PROFESSOR JIGGLY NO

PROFESSOR JIGGLY YES

do birds experience jet lag?