Feels Like I've Been Here Before

No…. I’d remember your lips anywhere, Emmerich.

Guess who made out with Prince Naveen. 

That was just me dressed as him, sorry.

So...what do you listen to?

Will someone fix my internet for me?

Don't forget with people who hate you too. 

Fuck....

How do you lose a toothbrush?

I was being sarcastic. Like when I say "morning sunshine" when you look half dead. 

I mean, there are only so many eternal summer-centered cartoons out there, you know? And everyone’s kind of a big, closeted nerd watching Disney kids shows.

I think it's my way of avoiding having to figure out my life now that school is over.

I hate you break it to you Coley dear but I have always been the cool one in this arrangement, you pale in comparison to my amazing coolness. 

That can be arranged. Just let me eat all of your Cheetos, please.

You're going to turn into a cheeto one day and I will do nothing to stop it.

Why would I do that when you already buy the best snacks and leave them in easy places to find? I know you secretly don’t want me to buy my own food.

This is actually your fault. You choose the worst hiding places. Behind the bed frame? Really?

I’m guessing you’re in favor of the heat.

Are you talking about Phineas and Ferb? 

Psht. No. Why would you think that?  

You can overdose on Cheetos. Don’t worry, I’ll prove it to you.

Are you talking about Phineas and Ferb, by chance?

Why does everyone keep saying that?