I Just Got Diagnosed With Cool Guy Syndrome

😂😂😂

The biggest scam your brain is telling you is that everybody else is human and allowed to make mistakes but that you yourself have to be perfect and flawless to deserve their company

Still going to try my damndest for all the rest of the weeks, though.

I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present. 

Finally, Someone Understands

So sweet and funny how people become close enough to each other that they basically create their own language

Oh my god damn

i could really make use of a massage, an orgasm, hard apple cider & a check for $300,000