Hyper fixated

concept: slice of life comedy anime but the American Exchange Student gets western cartoon style sound effects and gags instead like you bonk someone they get a round lump on their head, but you bonk the american and they accordion then get that tall red bump instead or like japanese student: *hits head fetching something from cabinet* aueeee! >.<;; american student: *comes running* oh no, asa-san, are you o- *stubs toe* [MEL BLANC SCREAM]

he wants me so bad (he’s fictional and i read a fanfic about him)

Listen it’s giving Robert Smith. He’s hot I promise

When the hangover is so bad it causes you to be unable to eat for 24 hours

I was also bed ridden majority of the day because standing to long made me nauseous

J. K. Rowling and Neil Gaiman are such a funny contrast to me, like Rowling: Oh, and by the way, I put gay characters in my books. People: Is there anything... showing that? Rowling: No. Also trans women don't deserve respect People: wtf Gaiman: Here are some immortals that transcend all human concepts of gender and attraction who use a variety of pronouns, and also some clearly canon human queers. People: Are the immortals queer? Gaiman: That is an entirely valid way to view them. Other people: Ugh, pushing a modern woke agenda. It used to be- Gaiman: Fuck you