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I got permission from this friend to post this because holy fuck I can't stop laughing

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i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny
lou 🥰🥰🥰
the face of a man whose about to accuse people of slurs <3
I love r no stupid questions…. What do you mean you were scared

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Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread
if you're having a bad day
just remember that I, a registered nurse with a bachelors degree, accidentally glued a patient’s foreskin shut over his penis and had to call a urology doctor to come help me get it to retract
I had to send a page that said “I glued the patient’s penis shut. send help.”
The urology resident said, “Wow. I’ve never seen anything like this. Let me go ask someone else.”
It’s been like 5 days since this happened and I’m just sitting at the nurses station with some coworkers and the urology resident walks by and says “hey! Glue any penises shut lately??” And keeps on walking
THEN ALL MY COWORKERS WERE LIKE WHAT JUST HAPPENED
and so yeah, that freaking doctor exposed me and went on his way
it's important to yell "fuck you kill yourself" at the tv advertisements to counteract the mind control

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you can use the WASD keys to type the letters w, a, s, and d, respectively, on your computer
not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally
what mutual is prev
my liege lord
my loyal knight
my wise wizard
my evil advisor
my brother in arms
my lady muse
my wild mermaid friend
my fellow alchemist
my dashing rapscallion
my monstrous foe
Happy Pride, my friendos!!! Thank you so much for being you 💖💖💖💖

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Getting a thumbs down at highway speeds is far more emotionally devastating than a middle finger tbh
Imagine you and your icon reenacting the boat scene from Titanic.
…..the “boat scene”?
………..
…………the entire movies takes place on a boat
Happy 10th birthday to the post that completely destroyed us