So not the drama

Probably. We’d have to lure Ash out of bed and kick Patrick off the couch.

That’s probably best. He would kill me immediately.

Food is most likely the best way to go.

I can't have that. Who's going to help me hide tongues and have Sharknado parties with me if you're dead?

Along with the whole spinning head thing. And…hm…maybe we should ask Ash & Patrick about the hangover thing.

He’s something…but he is actually a really good lad. Don’t be too intimidated. He’s just very different from us.

They probably know a bit about those.

I'll keep the list a secret from him to protect your life.

It gets in the way…y’know if you’re talking to a dude and he stumbles over his words and BOOM it’s like a hurricane.

It very well might. Ash and I hide in our room when he’s in a rage.

Alcohol leads to hurricane tongues. That should be a label on liquor bottles.

He must be something if he's making two guys hide from him.

Especially if you’re a snake. Or Simon. Or a drunk dude. 

I’ll get you a pen. No calling him leprechaun, no talk of reindeer, and he doesn’t like curry or spicy food.

Drunk dudes have dangerous tongues?

I feel like my life depends on this information.