A Murder Most Foul
Yan!Mammon x Witch! Reader
Word Count: 3456
We are all searching for someone whose demons play well with ours.
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There was safety in routine, and comfort in safety. Just as it's routine to check your herbs and chalk, to make sure you had enough toadstools to make your next potion brew, there was an assurance to routines, the feeling of control and relaxation from the predictability.
Then came the murders.
When they first arrived, you thought nothing of it. You thought it must've been their season to pass through the lone forest you made your humble abode in.
So of course, you decided to feed them.
In hindsight, you could not blame yourself, no matter how you looked at it: there was no harm in giving the black birds your leftovers, and it filled you with a childish sense of glee to see them hopping over to check you out. You admired their glossy obsidian feathers and wondered if you could make quill pens out of the shed ones.
How were you supposed to know they were his familiars?
"What brings a lord of hell to an insignificant witch's home?" The avatar of greed's face is unreadable, but the irritated twitch of his black wings give him away. Seems appealing to his ego didn't work.
Of course, you've heard about him from your friends. Heard their everlasting complaints about unpaid dues, greedy demons, and how favors went unrewarded. So why was he approaching you? You didn't have anything worth of value to offer him. You were probably the poorest compared with your city friends, who loved to party in Devildom and the human world respectively, without a care in the world.
"Now, listen here, witch, ya owe me something." You furrow your eyebrows. Owe him something? What could you possibly owe him—oh!
"Are you talking about the baubles your familiars gave me? I was wondering where they came from. N-no worries, I-I can return it to you!" His face doesn't change, even as you place all the heavy watches, jewelry, and pieces of grimm in his large hands, sharp and clawed, curled like a dragon's talons clutching its treasure close.
An awkward beat passes.
"Is...there something else you need?" The second born shakes his head, and finally he turns with a stuttered scoff.
"No. Next time, ya better be grateful I had mercy as the great Mammon to spare yer measly life."
You purse your lips as he takes off, leaving you to stare at the singular long crow feather upon the dead leaves in front of you.
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"Oh, Mammon? You're worried about him?" Your friend laughs, throwing her head back, teeth flashing. She adjusts her lavender wide brimmed hat as you narrow your eyes at her in irritation.
"Come on, hon, he's harmless. More like a complete dumbass, if you ask me." She scoffs, waving her manicured hand dismissively. You continue stirring the stew, sipping at the spoon in intervals. More salt. "All he cares about is money and what he can spend. I bet you can trick him with a credit card and a stick if you try hard enough."
"I'm not doubting your words, but I got a bad feeling about this." You set the spoon down, putting out the fire. "Do you know how much of a heart attack I had when one of the lords of hell showed up here? Man...I can't control what his familiars do. How was I supposed to know they were his stuff?!"
"And yet, you still feed them." Your friend deadpans, dipping a finger in the thick stew before you can slap her hand away. Popping the finger in her mouth, she hums, "Hm, a bit salty."
You groan, ladling the stew into two bowls. "If you're not going to give me good advice, just go already."
"Just saying you have nothing to worry about." She shrugs and waves, disappearing in a cloud of smoke and gas, leaving you to stand there coughing in the afterfumes.
She wasn't wrong, you thought, as the crows crowded around the bowls. Absent-mindedly petting one of them, you observe as the crow leans into your fingers, enjoying the scratching it was given. You already knew that you couldn't really bring yourself to stop feeding the mischievous avians. It has long become routine to cook a bit more, to enjoy the company of these all seeing birds, despite the fact they got you in trouble with their master.
"Ah, I've gotten soft…" You chuckle to yourself as the crow preened at your petting.
Maybe you were overreacting. Surely their master wouldn't mind so long as you don't take their gifts?
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...is what you thought, before his looming silhouette falls over you again as you hold two bowls of curry.
"Oh, uhm, Mr. Mammon!" Your eyes are wide as you watch the demon look around your cottage with a barely contained sneer.
"This yer place? What a dump—don't ya have any good shit around?" You repress a violent urge to chuck curry at the literal second lord of hell.
"I have everything I need, if you want someone who has shiny items, Mr. Mammon, may I suggest my friend who you have yet to pay your fifty thousand grimm debt to?" You dryly reply, setting down the curry for the crows to eat.
"I-I'm good! Your house is ever so lovely, haha, uh…" Seems like your friend really was right, but then again, it seems in line with his whole title as the persona of greed.
"The name's [First]. May I ask why the oh so great Mammon is paying another visit here to this dump?" He flinches with a flustered expression at your blunt question.
"W-well, I was just wonderin' why my crows keep comin' back here all the time." He flounders, turning to his familiars, eyebrows furrowed in flustered confusion.
You shrug. "I think they like being fed. That's really it Mr. Mammon." Scratching the head of one crow, you turn to him. "Would you like a plate?"
He's obviously taken aback by your casual invite, and he quickly retaliates with a "H-ha ha, no way! Ya think your peasant-like food is worthy enough for me?"
You would feel offended if it weren't for the fact he sounds like an adult toddler refusing to cooperate. "Suit yourself." After getting yourself a bowl, you dig into your curry alongside your avian companions while their master watches you with a growing frustrated look.
"Tch, couldn't even bother to at least ask a second time—that's what politeness is about." He snatches the spoon out of your hands and gulps down a hearty helping of curry. His face changes as he chews, and his eyes positively sparkle when they reconnect with yours again. "Yo, this rocks. You're a pretty damn good cook!" He digs in more, and you deadpan.
"Hey, if you liked it so much, get your own bowl!!" You protest, trying to get your food back from the demon, who merely holds it out of your reach with a shit eating grin. "S'more convenient to eat from your bowl." He finally gives it back, cleaned out, and you resist another violent urge to choke the demon next to you.
"Hah, that really hits the spot!" Mammon stretches, his bat-like wings expanded to their full glory. He turns to you with a wide toothy grin, "I think I know why my crows keep comin' back to this place—s'pect to see more of me, little witch!"
Your angry curses are shouted too late as he takes off with his murder, leaving you in a storm of black feathers.
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"May all your clothes never come out of the laundry without wrinkles."
"What kinda petty curse is that?!"
After that Mammon became a regular visitor, much to your mild exasperation. You always knew when he was coming when the caws sounded out and the fluttering of wings landing in your yard. Somehow he manages to come at the most inconvenient of times, like now.
"It may be petty but it's annoying." You retort, still poring over your potions book pages.
"Some witch you are…" Mammon mutters, and you shoot him a scathing glare. "Would you like me to cast a curse of eternal silence on you?"
His panicked expression is gold to you as he frantically shakes his head no, while sputtering superficial apologies. You roll your eyes and continue reading. "Why are you here anyways? I haven't even cooked anything. And no, your crows haven't brought me anything either."
He groans, stretching out and head and limbs splayed out on the chair he's rocking in. The aged wood squeaks and you silently hope it was old enough to collapse. "I'm bored, what else? Don't ya have anything fun to do around here?"
You study Mammon with a twitching eyebrow, musing for a moment. If he's looking for something to occupy the time on his hands, then…
You slam your book shut, causing him to startle to a straight sitting position. "As a matter of fact, I do believe there is something you can do."
"Oh yeah?" He raises an eyebrow.
You merely grin threateningly as you grab his arm and haul him up and with you out the door.
"Hey hey hey what are you doing—!!" He yelps as you cackle menacingly.
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"No."
"You asked for something to do. I'm giving you something to do."
"I ain't trying to mess with THAT!" The demon gestures wildly to the hell boar who is currently snuffling around a tree, its gruff snorts puffing out acidic air, its sharp tusks gleam under the light.
"Come now, don't tell me the Great Mammon can't handle one little ol' hell boar?" You put your hands on your hips with a smirk.
"N-no way! It's just—"
"Is the oh so great Mammon scared?" Perhaps you shouldn't tease him so much, but you can't help but feel amused at how scared he acts, making him feel very human, in a way.
"Hah! In your dreams! Watch this!" Your eyes widen as he charges forward and tackles the hell boar, and a struggle ensues.
"Holy—Mammon!" You scream and quickly summon your staff. If you didn't hurry, he could get seriously injured! "Beasts of hell, hear my call, and be silenced and still!"
The hell boar freezes and falls over, and Mamon thankfully sits up as you rush over to check him.
"S-see, told ya I could do it...the Great Mammon can do anything!" You huff as you examine him to make sure he wasn't majorly injured somewhere, before breathing a sigh of relief.
"Yes, you sure can, huh…" Turning to the frozen boar, you sigh. "Help me carry this back to my place."
"Wh-hey I'm not gonna just do what you say—"
"There's a reward waiting for you if you do."
"....fine."
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“What did you need that thing for anyway?”
“Oh, I needed it for some potions. Did you know hell boar livers make sleeping potions very potent?”
The aroma of bread and soup hovers in the air tantalizingly, and when you turn around to tell Mammon the food is ready, you double over laughing at the amount of crows surrounding him, feathers ruffling and eyes glinting. One even caws expectantly, wings spread out.
“Stop laughing! What’s so funny anyway?!” He squawks, trying to shoo his familiars away from him and you continue laughing, wheezing so hard, that tears come out of your eyes.
“Your familiars are so cute!” You choke out and Mammon growls before snatching silverware to set the table, and you don’t fail to notice that he sets the table for two, not just for himself. As the two of you settle, you reach out an arm to his shoulder.
“Hey, Mammon, thank you for helping me.” You give his shoulder a squeeze, eyes looking up at him earnestly. “It really means a lot. You’re a lot nicer than I originally thought.”
He sputters, looking away, trying to hide his face in his arm. “Hey, of course I’mnice, the great Mammon is very generous when he wants to be! You should be grateful for my benevolence-!!”
You huff and shake your head but let his embarrassment go, choosing to ladle soup into his bowl and hand him the bread plate instead. Just as you’re about to serve yourself, you hear him clear his throat and you look up.
“I-If...you need me for anything, just ask...I’ll do it if you give me something.” His face might as well be on fire, but it’s rather endearing and refreshing to hear him actually state his feelings honestly for once.
You smile. “I’ll keep that in mind, thank you.”
He continues gazing at you with a discernible soft gaze before a caw catches his attention.
“OI! Hey that’s my food, you little-”
You laugh as Mammon tries to take back the bread piece his crow has snatched from his plate.
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"What the…" You blink down at the crow preening in front of you, its offering glittering upon your table's surface. You hold the tiara up to the sunlight pouring through your windows, the silver metal work and blood drop rubies gleaming brightly in the afternoon. A beautiful sight, of course but…
"Have you been stealing from your master again?" You huff at the avian, who merely titters at your statement, grooming its feathers and hopping off to mess around on your porch. You sigh. Nothing you could do now; you'll just have to return it back to Mammon when he next shows up.
But he didn't. Which was weird, because he always found some opportunity to visit you to scarf down your food alongside his familiars, then taking off for some shady money business or whatever he calls it. You’d wait each day for him, but as the pile of treasures his familiars brings you grows higher and even more expensive with each item brought, you're beginning to grow quite worried about the fact your home is becoming a literal dragon's hoard.
Finally, enough was enough. Your humble cottage couldn't hold all of these precious treasures and while they held worth to others, they were ultimately useless to you, as a forest witch who sustained themselves off of Mother Nature. You'd rather have your storage room filled with crops and herbs rather than diamonds and sapphires.
Devildom is cold and dark, and it’s raining by the time you arrive, but you don't pay the weather any mind when you're stomping your way to the infamous House of Lamentations, the rumored mansion of where the seven lords of hell made their residence.
"I would like to see Mammon, please." Your irritated expression and your soaked form is enough to make Mammon’s younger brother, the avatar of wrath, raise his hands in surrender.
"Alright, I'm not getting involved. His room is on the second floor left wing, third door to your left."
You don't even bother knocking, slamming open the door and startling the demon inside who was surrounded by a pile of papers of what seemed to be bills.
"Hey, what the hell-" He's silenced as you stride over to him and summon crates of all the treasure his familiars brought to you. He doesn't say anything as you slam down all his treasures around him, the boxes rattling with heavy metal and the clinks of trinkets.
"Thought you might need this to help with your bills." You huffed, putting your hands on your waist. "You never came by, so I came here instead. Did you seriously never notice your stuff going missing?"
His face sours visibly, as he turns his face away from you. "No, it's not like I needed 'em anyway." You raise an eyebrow in disbelief. "What? You literally got mad at me before because they kept bringing me your stuff. Well, I did you a favor and returned it." You yawn and stretch, turning around. Once you get home, you would make a quick soup and tuck yourself into bed. Travelling to Devildom was always a chore, and you'd rather not spend more time than necessary in the realm.
"What the hell are you talking about? You think I don't know how to command my own familiars?" You stop in your tracks, looking at Mammon, whose face is now a deep mahogany, reaching his neck, and lips jutted in a deep pout. It takes a good moment before your brain comprehends what he says to the situation.
You didn't think that it was possible for him to feel attraction or fondness other than his base desire for riches. Perhaps for his brothers maybe, but you?
"Mammon, I'm flattered but uhm...all of this is kinda useless to me." You reach over to pat his arm. "I think it's more practical if you keep it and use it to, you know, pay that giant pile of debt you somehow keep managing to get into?" His expression looks like a kicked puppy and you hurry to remedy it, feeling extremely bad for your blunt delivery. "H-hey, don't look so down, next time you come by I'll make that extra spicy curry you like, okay?"
"...just stay here then." He mumbles, and you furrow your eyebrows in confusion and before you can open your mouth, he's dragged you down to his level and is hugging you tightly. "Wh-Mammon!"
"Just stay here. I can give ya everything you ever want, so just stay here. I can't protect you up there in the human world. Not without a pact, at least." He draws back, his azure golden eyes glimmering with an unspoken hope. You gulp, fear beginning to creep under your skin at Mammon's intense gaze on you. You only saw that gaze when he looked at his collection. His possessions.
"M-Mammon, you're not thinking straight—I can't stay down here. Besides, I thought you said pacts were a pain in the ass? I don't think you'llwantapactwithme—" You yelp as he nuzzles his nose into your neck, lips pressed against your pulse in a daringly intimate move that you never would've expected from Mammon.
"C'mon, don't tell me you're gonna make me have to spell it out for ya?" Your breath is caught in your throat as his lips part for his hot tongue to glide upon your soft skin. "You're all I can ever think about, damnit...even with all these treasures, it doesn't compare to you!" He finally parts, cupping his large hands upon your face, heavy lidded eyes devouring your flustered and overwhelmed expression, as if it was the finest wine. "I need you. Please...stay?"
Your throat closes in on itself and you purse your lips. Your prolonged silence must've been too long because Mammon's face twists and suddenly his hug gets suffocating; and he buries his face once again into your neck.
"S'not like I'm gonna let ya leave anyway." He murmurs, and your blood goes cold.
"All he cares about is money and what he can spend. I bet you can trick him with a credit card and a stick if you try hard enough."
Your friend’s words echo in your mind.
“H-Hey Mammon, did you happen to lose a card of yours?”
It was a last desperate resort, but it works, making the demon loosen his grip and lean back to view your face in confusion.
“Did I?”
“Yeah, I think one of your familiars might’ve brought me it, you’ll have to check the crates.” He turns to shift through the piles of grimm, gold, and trinkets. You inch backwards as he continues to shuffle through the crates.
“Hm...are you sure, babe? I don’t think I see it…” That’s when you lunge for the door, heart thumping wildly with electricity in your veins and legs.
He moved so fast. You didn’t even see him get up, that was how fast he was.
In a millisecond, he has you pinned down on the cold marble floor, and despite the fact you flail under his grip, he merely tsks and drags you to his height as he presses a long, messy kiss to your mouth.
A liquid sloshes into your mouth, and despite your struggles, your cheeks burn hotly at the way his tongue wraps around yours lovingly and forces the fluid all down your throat. All of the sudden, your strength is immediately sapped, leaving your limbs leaden and heavy and at the mercy of Mammon’s hold.
“C’mon, let’s get you to bed, silly witch…” Your eyes blink sluggishly, your brain not even able to keep up your fear and anxiety. In your last coherent thoughts, you realize with haunting deja vu that he gave you a sleeping potion, strengthened by hell boar liver.
He presses another soft kiss upon your lips, and your eyes succumb to sleep.
Reblogging because ain’t anyway I’m gonna lost it again, this too good for that




















