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The Chaos Doctrine of Mc
Mc is chaotic, we know that. However, the brothers and side chicks would have had to learn that once Mc got over being surrounded by demons and collected an archive of weird things Mc does. Basically a human care guide but specifically for Mc. Also, please add your weird Mc stuff in the comments, I love to see it.
TW: Mc being unhinged and mildly suggestive, Solomon's cooking
Do not ever ignore Mc, they bite if they're feeling neglected and will not hold back no matter how much they love their target. Discovery made by an overworked Lucifer.
Do not steal the human's snacks. Beel is an exception but there is no mercy for others. Discovery made by a very scared Mammon and Leviathan.
Do not leave Mc and Solomon alone together for too long, something will go wrong. Discovery made by Mephisto, who got hit with a potion that gave him horse ears.
If Mc mispronounces a name, pay attention to their tone. They use mispronunciation both mockingly and affectionately depending on who is being addressed and why. Discovered by Memphis-stop-please, Salmon, and Shush-ifer.
You stare at your determined snake boyfriend from your soft bed as he holds fourteen plushies in his grip. Nine in his tail, five in his arms. He trudges over to join you on your bed, dropping the various stuffed animals next to and around your lying figure.
"Here. I know you like being surrounded by plushies, so hopefully this is enough...Do you want more? What- ...What can I do for you?" Levi stares into your eyes, searching for any disapproval.
You smile softly, pushing the stuffies away from your body and putting his switch on your pillow. Levi cocks his head to the side, but you grab his arm, pulling him down onto the bed with you. He yelps at the loss of balance, then begins sputtering at the proximity.
"You. I want you."
Leviathan hisses, covering his rapidly blushing face with his hands. You can't help but laugh to yourself, holding the switch in your own hands. A familiar jingle sounds between you as you power it on. Levi peeks through his fingers.
"Show me that awesome Devil Kart gameplay you were bragging about earlier. And hold me while you're at it, 'kay?" You bat your eyelashes for unnecessary emphasis, fully knowing he would backflip off a cliff if you asked him to.
Levi lets out a high-pitched whine when you turn on your other side, pressing your back against him. He takes the hint, surprisingly, slithering his arms around you. You hand him the switch. Devil Kart is already loading.
"I-if my gameplay sucks, it's because I'm lying on my side! And...and you're also kind of distracting! Gah! In a good way!"
"Mhmmm." You drone, grinning to yourself. Your fingers wrap around Levi's arm as you hold him there, idly rubbing them along his shirt fabric, "If you get first place, we can make out."
Levi immediately locks in. Too much is at stake.
HOW THE DEMON BROTHERS WOULD DEAL WITH THE LOSS OF YOU - PART 1.
LUCIFER
He would lock himself up in his room, burying himself in work and countless bottles of Demonus. He would try to think of it as just work, administration. But it took him two weeks to finally fill in the paper regarding your passing. Not that anyone was rushing him - it was just as hard for everyone else, Diavolo included.
MAMMON
His gambling addiction got significantly worse - after all, no one was there to stop him anymore. Not even Lucifer tried to do that. He lost interest in everything, and despite hoping in vain, not even going to the casino was enjoyable for him. He lost everything on games, except the things that reminded him of you. One of his cars, that you always said was your favourite (it became his favourite, too). Polaroid photos of the two of you together that you had insisted on taking at the fair, with a fake grimace on his face that nobody could be fooled by. A book you gave him saying he definitely should read it; he never did, saying he’s not made for reading books, that’s your thing. Not when you were still alive, at least. Since your passing, he’s read it countless times. That’s the only thing keeping him somewhat sane.
LEVIATHAN
To no one’s surprise, he isolated himself even more than before, locking himself in his room, barely being seen. He tried to drown himself in video games, specifically otome games, but all of the love interests reminded him of you, especially the ones who had similar features as you. He would never admit it, but it made him cry every time. Life genuinely became pointless to him, as he thought that no one could ever love him the way you did. Will you meet again in the afterlife? Is there afterlife for demons, at all?
SATAN
His wrath took over completely. He destroyed his room, (almost the HoL too, if his brothers didn’t stop him) all of his and your favourite books were torn apart. After coming down from the adrenaline high, he tried to glue the pages together of your favourite book – the only thing he had of you that was just yours and his, and nobody else’s.
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What really happened after lesson 16:

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Insects are cool
Shrimp is stupid
With a fem!MC that is attracted to their demon forms
Characters: Lucifer, Mammon and Leviathan (x reader, separately)
Setting: friends with feelings. Everyone is horny
Part 1 (context fic) , Part 3 (younger brothers) , Part 4 (dateables)
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Requested by Anon: Do you perhaps accept suggestive requests? I've always thought about how the demon brothers are quite literally still demons. And as you probably know— emphasis on probably — there are people out there who LIKE (dare I say, turned on) when it comes to them being all demonic and stuff. With their forms, or just the stuff they do? I wonder how'd they'd feel about MC who doesn't run away but is even turned on by it?? It's usually in dark romance (the ones in the past, not the ones now.) where the ML does evil things for the FL lol (like k*lling someone for her) If this isn't something you're comfortable with, feel free to ignore + delete this! But if you decide to add it to your list, I'm honored ❣️
C/W: possesiveness, mention of control as seduction, fighting others to impress you, a tiny bit of sexual harrasment, violence works on MC and she is a bit turned on by blood, Levi has a tail and will not hesitate to use it
A/N: THERE WILL BE ANOTHER PART WITH THE YOUNGER BROTHERS
hiii i love your writing! your blog is such a comfort to me after a long day
humbly requesting an hc list of things MC does that the brothers think is cute…
hiccuping, yawning, stretching. mundane things demons would find adorable watching a human do.
Thanks! I'm really glad to hear that my writing is comforting to read ^^
☁︎⋅ Random/Human Things MC does that the Brothers Find Cute ☁︎⋅
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Featuring: The Demon Bros x MC (separately)
CW: None
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Lucifer:
❀ Lucifer finds a lot of the things that he forgets that humans need to worry about cute, which could range from you snacking late at night while studying to keep up energy or just simply drinking water. Demons naturally need less in order to function, but seeing you drink what he thought was a lot for a human was pretty cute to him.
❀ Asking him for help to touch up your appearance instead of trying yourself or using magic. It's such a simple request, buttoning up something you can't quite reach or wiping your chin clean from dirt. Lucifer really takes the time to admire you, often throwing a quiet compliment to elicit some sort of reaction out of you at the same time. Plus, the fact that you're going to him about your appearance and not anybody else feeds into his pride a little.
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TEI WE NEED MORE OF THE BABY TRAPPING CONTENT 😭
COMING RIGHT UP
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You love them so much, so you need them to be by your side forever even if it means getting yourself...
WARNINGS: Dark themes, really dark themes, proceed with caution, includes baby trapping, expect the worse, swapping out birth control, female reader on the rest and male reader on Thirteens's part, non consensual pregnancy, filthy use of condoms, implications of violence, non consensual taking of fertility pills, implied kidnapping, yandere themes
PARTS: Demon brothers, Side Characters
LINKS: Masterlist
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You were in love and sorry. You couldn't think of any other way other than this.
Baby trapping.
"I'm pregnant." You declared without hesitation, you don't care if they will get mad. They're yours now.
Until—
DIAVOLO looked up, mildly surprised. “Huh. That was fast.” You perked up “Wait, what?” He chuckled “I mean, I only started messing with your birth control like… three months ago.” He grinned.
BARBATOS blinked once, then leaned in like a confession booth closing. “Funny,” he whispered, lips brushing her ear, “I replaced your cycle tracker months ago. I just didn’t think you'd help me.”
SIMEON let out a low, reverent chuckle. “You finally did it,” he whispered, staring at her like a priest witnessing divinity. “You made yourself irreversible.”
SOLOMON paused mid-step, then smiled like something feral had just been fed. “So you finally folded,” he said softly. “I was beginning to wonder how many times I’d have to ‘forget’ the condoms before you gave in.”
RAPHAEL stared at her, eyes wide with something close to reverence. “You gave me life,” he whispered. “I was going to cut off your legs so you wouldn’t walk away—but this... this is so much better.”
MEPHISTOPHELES slowly turned to her with eyes too calm, too steady. “Good,” he said at last, reaching for the velvet box under the bed. “Now you’ll understand why I had those wedding rings made in three sizes.”
You were in love and sorry. You couldn't think of any other way other than this.
"I replaced your pills." You declared without hesitation, you don't care if they will get mad. They're yours now.
Until—
THIRTEEN giggled while holding her stomach “I took your used condom out of the trash. I figured if I was going to carry your mess, I might as well do it properly.” she declared while grinning at you.
You love them so much, so you need them to be by your side forever even if it means getting yourself...
WARNINGS: Dark themes, really dark themes, proceed with caution, includes baby trapping, expect the worse, swapping out birth control, female reader, non consensual pregnancy, stalking, falsification of legal claims, non consensual taking of fertility pills, implied kidnapping, yandere themes
PARTS: Demon brothers, Side Characters
LINKS: Masterlist
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You were in love and sorry. You couldn't think of any other way other than this.
Baby trapping.
"I'm pregnant." You declared without hesitation, you don't care if they will get mad. They're yours now.
Until—
LUCIFER let out a deep laugh, mocking. He stood up from his desk and walked over to you. "You must think this is your win, huh?" He softly caressed your face. "You didn't even know, didn't even realize that I've been filling your birth control with sugar pills, honey."
MAMMON looked at you with a wide grin plastered on his face. "Isn't it funny?" He asked you with kind eyes. You titled your head out of confusion, "I said I was using protection, you said you were on birth control. Isn't it romantic?"
LEVIATHAN said "Wonderful." He even smiled softly as he turned around his chair to face you. "I was starting to worry the hidden cameras and fertility tracking wouldn't be enough. You're finally catching up." he sounded amused.
SATAN placed down his book with a chuckle. "I was about to steal your toothbrush to fake a paternity claim if you ever left me." He smiled at you, that gentleman smile. "This saved us so much time."
ASMODEUS gave a hearty giggle. "Honey, please! You think I didn't put in extra hormones?" He walked over to you, placing a hand on your stomach "Me? The avatar of lust?" He chuckled.
BEELZEBUB stood up, expressionless. "Didn't you notice the food I've been feeding you?" You thought it was just a coincident that the menu are always helping with your plan. "You were eating fertility pills out of my hand like communion." He scoffed.
BELPHEGOR move din his sleep to face you with a lazy smirk. "Good." He dragged out as he pulled you down with him. "Then I guess there's no use for the cage anymore—you're staying willingly now."
06.06
Happy Birthday Lucifer 💙
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eden first arriving to the devildom thought not only was she kidnapped but she was kidnapped by WEIRDOS !!!!!!!!!!!
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