Not *that* kind of Weenie!

my face when i log in after 3000 years and my most popular posts are when i shitposted my time at portia

Long time no see, Aadit

Me, the second my alarm goes off:

aries: “I have to kill fast and bullets too slow”

taurus: “its time I have to kill the enemys and make evil go away from here forrest of time!”

gemini: The science flew off Gordon Freemans face and landed and blowed up in a boom and Gordon Freeman stood and fall.

cancer: “I know bro but you are hero” John Freeman said back to comfart Gordon.

leo: “I loved wife like sun raise… DARK MAN YOU WILL SUFFAR!”

virgo: He walked over to the dead bosses and put them under the ground and planted pants on them so instead of messy dirt and dark there was pretty things there now to be happy.

libra: “Dad humens have to fight for freedome!”

scorpio: “I’ll get you back evil boss!” John Freeman yelled at the top of lungs.

sagittarius: The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky.

capricorn: “its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences”

aquarius: “You are surounded prepair to die”