Hi or hey

no offense but why do i feel like everyone hates me

fucking incredible

I like to rœck oöt

me on a first date

Me

old school hate mail

Imagine how pissed you have to be to engrave a rock

Ok but there was this guy called Ea-nasir who was a total crook and would actually cheat people ought of good copper and sell them shit instead. The amount of correspondences complaining to and about this guy are HILARIOUS.

Are you telling me we know about a specific guy who lived 5000 years ago, by name, because he was a huge asshole

More like 4000 years ago but yes. Ea-nasir and his dodgy business deals.

hey hmu if u wanna fall in love with me

catrina’s back must hurt from carrying this entire performance

Emma out here dancin like she finna get in an inter galactic dance battle

me @ myself: why are u like this?