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i come here from my home country of teusday, which is very very far indeed, and my old bones are tired. could i stay at your wednesday for the next 24 hours if you would be so kind?

dude we are just like twins except we were born at two completely different times and we are not related and we look nothing alike too

i will always stop to admire a beautiful tree

let's get whittled down to nothing together

Wednesday the 15th. What an excellent day. Middle of the week, middle of the month. Truly, we are in the middle of things.

are you guys gonna wrap it up with the dog motif anytime soon

literally man's best friend but whatever. i guess you do sexual roleplay as some kind of tender-leaved houseplant?

you know full well that my sexual roleplays are geological in nature

i love to cheat on crossword puzzles i call it learning new things

a cool date would be laying in bed while u show me your favorite songs