Murder! Sex! Weather!

           {semi-selective - penned by joyous - Rules - About}

Satan help her she is about to hate crime.

“Fags”

“Never said you started the fight, only that you threw a tantrum. Which you did, via the bitch comment. Now, are we done here, or am I gonna have to suffer through you trying and failing to be smart a second time today?”

//What if I just started using Katie as a fc instead of Jenny, bet that would be confusing as Hell Or it will be if I actually keep this blog active anyways

“I get paid more for a cushy job where I get endless coffee refills, know the latest news before anyone else, and trade banter with an idiot I’m encouraged to grievously injure than your daddy gave you allowance for your half baked plan to redeem sinners but, sure, I’m mad ‘cause you humiliated yourself on live TV and had to get your ass escorted out by security for throwing a tantrum.”

“In other news, the Princess is a whore, the sky is blue, water is wet, and so on and so forth...”

that’s like, an actual character with depth instead of... this

“Keep complaining about me, cunts. Whose name is gonna end up trending, huh? I’m back for a second and already everyone’s talking about me. You bitches wish you had this power.”

“Choke on your own dick after I cut it off and stuff it down your throat, Tom!”

“Dyke.”

“Tom stop telling everyone I’m fucking dead or I’m gonna rip that rat’s nest you call hair off your head and shove it down your non-existent mouth.”

“Don’t have to tell me twice. She’s below my pay grade anyways.”

“Bitch.”