don't expect too much

I fuck wit title-only text posts. this shit is like talkin in an apartment hallway loud as fuck out the window

Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they're gonna name ophelia or some shit

I’m a Halloween baby but my parents are normal so I’m Garrett

Hi garrett

roast beast is a feast i can’t stand in the least

Top 10 Monks That Did Crazy Ass Shit for Their God

I think magical girls should unionize

I want to make up chants, but I can’t figure out who or what is employing us

it’s mostly the cute animal sidekicks that give out superpowers

feelin like those pics of michael myers eating rn

Naming a gorilla "Stimmy 2000" and injecting it with shark testosterone before setting it loose in Mitch Mcconnell's house.