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mistytpednaem replied to your post: I suppose I should excuse my absence. It has been,...
Were you busy with woooork?
Generally when one says that it is for the better that they not explain, they mean that they do not wish to explain.
In this case, I mean it literally. It would be much better for you not to know.
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I'm terribly sorry to announce I am now imagining you telling a baby "eww no you clean your own diaper"
Hm. Yes, well, that is one among many reasons why I doubt I would be a suitable father.
I suppose I should excuse my absence. It has been, after all, something around four months.
However, I see no good reason why I should do such a thing. It is most likely better for both parties that I withhold explanations.
HELLO DO YOU THINK YOU WOULD BE A GOOD PARENT
Miss Claudia ... it has been some time.
As for your question, only to the extent that I would pass down to the child what I know. I am not exactly trained in the care and keeping of other human beings.
In the unimaginable event that I somehow do come to possess a child, they would be tasked with cleaning up their own horrible messes, thank you.
Ah.
Well.
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That was under entirely different circumstances. I’m sure you agree.
You came nevertheless! A-And now…!
Now what, Mr. Doe? It is not becoming to leave sentences unfinished.
… And now you should stay a little longer.
[Wait, what.]
...
I thought it was obvious to both of us that doing such a thing would be ... detrimental to the situation.
That was under entirely different circumstances. I’m sure you agree.
You came nevertheless! A-And now…!
Now what, Mr. Doe? It is not becoming to leave sentences unfinished.
avertedfate started following you
Good afternoon, sir.
[Naem currently wishes she were half as awesome as Verne.]
… Yes.
But, well, you came to me…
That was under entirely different circumstances. I'm sure you agree.
[Blink.
In the event of something entirely unexpected one will open one’s mouth as though to say something, make some sort of guttural “I” sound, then close one’s mouth and furrow one’s brow.
Because:
what.]
P… Pardon me?
[He blurts the following words out before they even cross his brain; his face is really, worryingly red.] Anonymous did that as well! I-I do not normally find you arou— attractive!
I ... see.
[Shelly does not usually play card games -- they often involve petty bets and he rather values the identity of cards -- but if he were to do so, he would absolutely destroy his opponents at poker.
He would like to hold them as they do in games named after the southern state Texas. He would enjoy folding, saying 'hit me,' and raising his bets. The game begins with luck and intuition, playing a card of the spades suit first.
And after his opponent has been hooked, Shelly will play the one that's on his heart.
He will get him hot and show him what he's got.
You cannot possibly read Shelly de Killer's pokerface.]
That ... is a most undesirable outcome. Perhaps we should avoid one another for the time being.
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… Well… Well, then…
[Deep breath. Come on, you can do this.]
I… have to confess that I… momentarily… find you very attractive.
… In this state.
…
Momentarily.
[You can’t fucking do this.]
[Blink.
In the event of something entirely unexpected one will open one's mouth as though to say something, make some sort of guttural "I" sound, then close one's mouth and furrow one's brow.
Because:
what.]
P... Pardon me?
Then I must ask why on earth you are staring so.
[Quirk an eyebrow and look vaguely amused. This is the way of the de Killer.]
… You would like a honest answer, I presume.
I expect nothing else.
Or at least an extremely convincing mimicry of honesty.
[His chest? Oh, his chest. It’s quite… magnificent to behold, really, and Shelly briefly wonders what it looks like beneath that excellently tailored clothing before consciously noting his thoughts and hating himself for them.]
Ah… No. Not at all.
Then I must ask why on earth you are staring so.
[Quirk an eyebrow and look vaguely amused. This is the way of the de Killer.]
… This is very uncomfortable.
[Heee can’t quite stop looking at your body, Shelly Senior.]
I am certain you will return to your true body within a day or so.
Well, that’s far too long. [And his eyes are seriously darting all over de Killer’s body.]
... You are staring.
[Acute observation, Shelly Holmes. Do not quit your day job. He glances down at himself as if maybe an alien has burst painlessly from his chest. Just checking.]
Have I spilled something on myself?
killerconches replied to your post: [Squints.] Pardon me if I am wrong, but … you seem somewhat different, Mr. Doe.
… I should be more surprised at this development, I suppose.
… This is very uncomfortable.
[Heee can’t quite stop looking at your body, Shelly Senior.]
I am certain you will return to your true body within a day or so.
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I…
[He wouldn’t.]
I would say it depends on the quality of the gift.
Then it’s settled. I have much finer ties at home, courtesy of Mr. de Killer.
If you see that as the best course of action.
[Changing one's lonely fate was, after all, a very silly idea.]
You said it yourself. I do not know the man who gave this to me.
I do not need a reason to reminisce about him in the future.
Perhaps you should just accept it as a gift, no social ties about it.
[This time, he raises an eyebrow.]
Would you, sir?
I...
[He wouldn't.]
I would say it depends on the quality of the gift.
