r.i.p. katiemonster

Reblog if you, too, are not dead- only tired and ugly.

same

the adhd urge to exhaustively organize and catalog things vs. the adhd immediate forgetting of where you put literally everything

my embroidery floss collection is impeccable but i left my earbuds in the kitchen last night and couldn't find them

My different kinds of rice are arranged in a color gradient but there is shredded cheese in my coat pocket

#organizing things is fun #but only once

boy (affectionate)

sir (customer service voice for when my cat, tux, is trying to eat plastic)

“Ma’am can I help you?” I say to my cat as she stands on my tit.

@tinybewitchedgilnean

Are you fucking seeing this??

This dog just demonstrated both object permanence and awareness of the 4th wall