I'm as Deep as a Kiddie Pool

Reblog the money spongebob to get coin

spongebob got that bankroll 😩 them bills 🙏🏽💵💸💰 hmu spaddy (sponge daddy)

Bruh

I cannot breathe

delete this

I want a spaddy

The only way to destroy Disney is tricking them into buying tumblr

sounds like one of those classic fairy tales where the fool saves the day by taking advantage of the villain’s greed and then ruining him

Save the leftovers. Throw the whole man out.

Imagine being this fucking petty over a reasonable request to do even a fraction of the share of housework, and thinking you’re a good partner. Makes you understand how so many dudes can be clueless and full of shit on so many other topics, too.

I hope his wife poured a glass of spaghetti and gulped it slowly while making steady eye contact with him as her lawyer presented the divorce papers.

#marie kondo your marriage

Oh my god, it’s so evil I love it

Smash mouth has a song about a guy realizing the girl he’s dating is still in love with her ex girlfriend and he encourages said ex to come back and rekindle their lesbian romance

Maybe the real All Star was the bisexuals we met along the way

this is like… the exact opposite of Jolene

Holy shit

This post is incorrect because none of these companies have ever hesitated to take the money for a second

don’t ever duel me or my son again

Are you fucking kidding me

This is a story about a gender named Lucky