Drarry

real estate agent: chill, its me.

ghost: oh hey. have you sold it yet.

Harry: You try selling a house with YOU in it. You’re impossible.

Draco: Sure. Blame the poor murdered soul, cursed to live in the very house he was murdered in for the rest of his -

Harry: You didn’t tell me you were murdered.

Draco: It was implied, Potter. Why else would I haunt this place?

Harry: I don’t know. I thought you were doing it just to spite me.

Draco: Ah yes, because the whole world revolves around Harry Potter, mediocre real estate agent. I’ve been haunting this place for longer than you’ve been alive.

Harry: You’ve been around that long, sure, but you didn’t start actively haunting the place until recently. It’s almost as if you don’t want me to sell it.

Draco: Or you’re a terrible real estate agent.

Harry: I don’t think so.

Draco: You’re an arrogant prat.

Harry: But you like that, don’t you?

Draco: What?

Harry: That’s why you don’t want me to sell the place. I’ve finally worked it out. You like me.

Draco: Don’t be ridiculous, Potter. I don’t see why you have to blame your shortfalls on me when -

Harry: You. Like. Me. Admit it.

Draco: I will do such thing. Now you’ll have to excuse me, I have to practice slamming doors for your next prospective buyers.

Draco: *ignores him*

Harry: No more slamming doors, it’s giving me a headache.

Draco: Good to know. I’ll add some wailing, then.

Harry: Wow, even when you’re dead you’re an insufferable prat!

Draco: *smirking* Only for you.

Harry: HA!

Draco: *whirls around* What?

Harry: So you DO like me! Just say it already!

Draco: You know, I’m getting the impression you’re the one who has something to say.

Harry: Um… no?

Draco: Right.

Harry: Besides, you’re a ghost, I’m still alive. How would that even work?

Harry: Malfoy?

Harry: I was kidding.

Harry: Where did you go?

The next day

Draco, sneaking up behind Harry: Back so soon?

Harry, startled: Fuck. Don’t do that. Go and bang some cupboard doors or something. I’m working, Malfoy.

Draco: Working. You’re putting flyers and biscuits on a table.

Harry: I thought you were hiding from me. Can we go back to that? It was so much quieter.

Draco: I’m a Malfoy, Malfoy’s do not hide from anyone. Merlin, Potter, are you putting out gingerbread for the prospective buyers? No wonder you can’t sell this place!

Harry: I’d be able to sell it if the bloody ghost haunting it wasn’t so obsessed with me!

Draco spluttering: Obsess - how dare - oh fuck you Potter, you arrogant bastard. I’m going to haunt this place even harder now.

Harry: The more you haunt it the more I’ll know you like me.

Draco, indignant: That’s not how this works!

Harry: Are you pouting? I didn’t know ghosts could pout.

Draco: If I wasn’t dead, I’d kill you, I want you to know that.

Harry: I’ll keep it in mind. Are you going to bugger off while I do this?

Draco, huffing: No.

Harry, sighing: Fine. *Muttering to himself* I’m going to have to buy this damn place myself if I want this sale to ever happen.

Harry: That is usually what one does after buying a place for themselves.

Draco: But then… you’d be around every day?

Harry: My my, Malfoy, I had no idea ghosts could blush.

Draco: I’m not blushing! You’re delusional! *eyes narrowing* Is this a ploy to get me out of here?

Harry: *snorts* As if you’d leave after I move in.

Draco: *angrily* Don’t flatter yourself! You know what, I’ve had enough of this.

Harry: You’re bluffing.

Harry: Malfoy?

Harry: MALFOY! WHERE DID YOU GO? COME BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!

Harry:

Harry: I’d let you have your own room.

Harry: Fine, and your own bathroom. *mutters under his breath* Not that you’d need it.

Harry: Malfoy?

Harry: What if we shared a room?

Draco: Merlin, you really have it bad for me, don’t you, Potter?

Harry: FUCK! You played me, didn’t you? You just fucking played me!

“I was always welcome at the Potters’.”

-Sirius Black

just done watching the fifth movie today, and felt like I wanted to make something like this again.. I did a redraw of the third movie here, while Sirius was asking for Harry to stay with him (first pict). And I think somehow it can be related to the fifth movie where Sirius told Harry that he was at James’ when he ran away from his house. besides the fact that Sirius was Harry’s godfather, I think he wanted to stay with Harry because he didn’t want Harry to feel any worse than what he’d ever felt before. he just wanted to welcome Harry just like James and the Potters welcome him. to feel a real home, to feel a real family. and that second pict, I made it shows Sirius went home with James.

and oh, thank you for not posting this without permission. please do tell me or credit me when you’re going to post it somewhere.

in your neighbourhood

who you gonna call?

Person: Hmm, I like the cliche Bad Boy and Nerdy Girl concept *invents dramione* perfect! Even though they have zero tension and feelings between one another

surprised that Draco didn’t try and commit suicide after all that he’s been through

both of them were strong, even though Draco was cowardice.

Harry for the world.

Draco for his family.

“Of course not. It’s called fashion, Harry, but, of course you wouldn’t know anything about it,” Draco retorted with a smug grin plastered on his face.

“Well, when we get back you should prepare yourself for that robe to come off your body so I can shag you senseless.” Harry told him as he walked by the blonde like it was the most casual thing.

Prompt four! Thank you very much for this one - gave me an excuse to write a letter format drabble, which I LOVE! <3 Rated TCredit to @drarrycat for the term “flooty call” lol :D

Italicized text is DracoBold is Harry

Hi, Malfoy. It wasn’t awful to see you today. Hope you get the issue with Gringotts sorted.Who is this?Er… Harry Potter?Are you asking me, or telling me, Potter?It’s Potter. Harry.You have terrible handwriting. Why are you writing to me?I guess I was just following up on our conversation today.Good lord, you think that was a conversation? Merlin’s beard, Potter, no wonder you’re so inept in social situations.Stop being a prat, I’m trying to be nice.Why?I don’t know.Then leave me alone.Potter?You told me to leave you alone.Since when do you listen to anything I say?Since… I don’t know. Why are you making this so difficult?Making what difficult?Catching up. I haven’t seen you in months.We’re not friends. Why would we catch up?I just… Jesus, Malfoy, I guess I got used to seeing you around the Ministry during your probation. I liked having lunch with you on Tuesdays. Then it ended and you left for France for a few months, and I didn’t realise until I saw you again today that I’d sort of… maybe… not enjoyed you being gone.Are you saying you missed me?No.Maybe.Did you miss me?No.I don’t know.I didn’t come back because of you if that’s what you’re implying.I didn’t say you did.Good.We could catch up in person if you wanted to. Properly. At a restaurant.Malfoy?Are you asking me out?MaybeAre you saying yes?I’m not saying no.Dinner?Are you asking me to dinner, or just saying words you know how to spell to impress me?Stop being difficult.Stop asking me out wrong.Well, tell me how to do it properly if you’re so clever.I’m not going to ask myself out for you, Potter.Then let me do it my way.Your way just doesn’t seem to be very effective.You didn’t say no, so it can’t be all the bad.I didn’t say yes, either.I’m going to Floo over there and hex you in a minute.Pretending you want to hex me so you can give me a Flooty call. Very smooth.Oh my god.I’m free tonight.Maybe I don’t want to go anymore.You can pick me up at seven.Fine, but I’m picking the place.Fine. But if it’s awful you’re paying.Fine.Fine.Fine.Go away now please, I’m very busy and important.Can’t wait for seven :)You’re the worst.

Harry getting a Draco constellation with a little heart label.

When they adopt Scorpius, he gets one of the Scorpius constellation.

Naughty Harry…..XD

From The Rough + Kill Your Darlings - Mesh up