Magic And Hope And Schoolgirls (Oh my!)

We're fanfic writers, we spend hours researching an incredibly niche topic we know nothing about so that we can have one sentence be factually correct

We're fanfic writers, of course a single lyric of a song we listened to can spark up a new scene idea of a story we probably will or will not write.

so true so true and the countless drafts of fanfics we’ve planned from years ago still there to the point we have 758 drafts in it from five years ago. (Totally not me)

Hard at work at the yaoi factory

They fucking called fujOSHA on us

Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I'd dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I'd teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like "you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement" and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like "yea but it wouldn't just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too." And she ignored that statement entirely to say "Well chimpanzees can rip faces off" and I was like. What's the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on "Mine wouldn't do that though." and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet

here, have an extremely wholesome tiktok to detox your dash

coke zero themed abortion

Coke Zero because there’s about to be zero babies in that womb

Doofenshmirtz isn’t incompetent; he *plans* his inventions to fail. Why? Because it was never about the inator. He just wanted Perry to show up so he could talk to him about his past struggles. It’s how he overcomes his trauma, it’s therapy.

Service animal

I never thought I’d be reading sad Dr. Doofenshmirtz theories on Tumblr in the year 2020 but here we are