Mathew69

SPREAD THE DAMN WORD

THAT WAS COOL

My hands are too small to do this effectively.

I wish I wasn’t iPod

if you’re on ipod you just hold down the reblog button

wtf just happened??

That is the ugliest couch I’ve ever seen

What’s wrong with your floors, dude? Did your mom decorate??

Lets not forget about the windows without curtains.

f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade

u is for unpopular years in highschool

n is for never talking to anyone again

Here in the deep blue sea.

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

No. This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins, making you feel a range of emotions that turn you into a red strawberry.  Tragically beautiful.

no it says lettuce

no it says never give up

SHIET

Fun fact: When I get an erection, my penis does this exact same transformation

It grows 1/16 of an inch bigger?

I wasn’t going to reblog this until I saw all of the comments.

I hate all of you

Wtf

I do

Too many feels, guys. TOO MANY FEELS.

Oh my god. It hurts.

holy fuck…

Luck doesn't exist they were blessed.