i don’t know what i’m doing here

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home

What if everything gets better in 2016

on a scale of nothingburger to everything bagel

the bisexual woman is so crucial to the atmosphere

for spreading stds

babygirl ima say this as gently as i can u need to kill yourself

I’ve never seen high school musical and now I never need to

Basketball basketball we love basketball

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

seeing the “following ✅” icon in ur notifs every so often like and i will wait for the next time u want me… like a dog w a bird at ur door…

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

Im always scared to call someone my friend because what if they dont consider me a friend and hate me because of that

You shouldn't worry if Ur followers & mutuals will judge ur perverted strange reblogs The real ones fuck with U no matter what