Heeeyy! W'sup?

heye every one.

i have on important announcemen t to make.

Where…. Uh where do I go with my 4'11 height?

you go cryin to yer momma

Where…. Uh where do I go with my 4'11 height?

you go cryin to yer momma

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

you have the rest of the day to reblog this

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

Baseball players are to be feared

Reblogging for the last one

^Same for me

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

much woah

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

Call me by your name

me after one activia 

Idk what this is from so I’m just assuming it’s Jamie Lee Curtis living her life

Jamie Lee Curtis threw the first Activia at Stonewall