stoner witch

wolf

© Emanuela Cau 

my facebook

 no things haven’t calmed down

sharp rise in reported hate crimes post brexit

pound sterling has become more unstable than Bitcoin following Brexit lmao

Nigel Farage the leader of UKIP stood down saying he ‘Wants his life back’ after campaigning hard for us to leave the EU and getting our country back. He is ranked 747th out of 751 for attendance. UKIPs only MP Douglas Carswell (That’s right, Farage isn’t even an elected MP) subtweeted an emoji with sunglasses in response

Boris Johnson ruled himself out of being Prime Minister. That’s right. That dude with the hair who was so pro Brexit bottled it

So the Tory party were looking for their new leader and PM which would probably happen in September

BUT THIS IS BRITISH POLITICS

so we actually have had a leadership contest which lasted about a week and everyone dropped out (Except Michael Gove who no one likes) including Andrea Leadsom this morning who said she was a better bet for PM because she’s a mum and Theresa May is childless

Yeah

So there was a twitter hashtag and the media went nuts and Andrea couldn’t take it so pulled out

So Theresa May is probably???? our new PM??? We’re not even sure

Also the Labour Party (You know that coup that was going on?) is gonna have a leadership contest between Jeremy Corbyn and Angela Eagle and maybe others with the possibility of a snap General Election at some point..

While all this has being going on the Chilcot report (hella long report which took a long time) basically said that our ex PM Tony Blair got us in to war in Iraq illegally and the guy is gonna get taken to court by families of soldiers that died at the very least

we literally need a ‘previously on…’ montage every day in this country

Ok so since this morning

Current (but outgoing) PM David Cameron has confirmed he’s leaving asap and Theresa May will be our new PM by Wednesday evening

But it’s ok, we had it confirmed that Larry is a Civil Servant, so his position at Number 10 is secure even if Theresa May does move in on Wednesday.

if haven’t given you a work in progress for a while so here

hi guys i made this dress

i’m working on getting them listed as soon as i can figure out how to take decent enough pictures

i only really have a laptop webcam or a phone and i hate posing for photos for other people (rock those selfies thou)

so i’m working on it

this shit glows n the dark!