The Hero of this Story

reanimate my will to live

Wake me up inside

no you live in a society, i live in unrealistic idealised romantic daydreams about fictional characters

I love this cause usually it’s like these piles of shit conservative homophobes crying ‘were the victim’ and complaining that it’s the ‘gub’ment’ that is ‘forcing’ homos into their life and with this it’s these 11 year olds who are literally helping perp walk this piece of shit christian out of school lolol good riddance bitch

shout out to the patient I called to remind to pick up their medication, whose voicemail message was “HEWWO? HEWWO?? WHO IS THIS??? WEAVE A MESSAGE” that rang out throughout the whole pharmacy, killing me instantly

in primary school we had a creative writing assignment where we had to ‘write about a character in a new, strange situation!’ and i wrote about a squid that was somehow teleported from the ocean to the forest floor and slowly choked to death for two pages and i’ll never quite forget my teacher’s face because it turns out she wanted ‘this new school is scary, i hope i make friends!’ and not a graphic description of a squid dying

well that’s just the risk you take if you decide to teach creative writing

what the fuck

HEY THAT WAS A WILD 6.5 seconds

*walks into this like a roadrunner cartoon*

I’m so glad the NHL has embraced the bubble

I dislike this. 

my room isn’t messy it’s grunge