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oh 100%, they're immediately great friends in the rebel survivor au <3 the jedi boyfriend support group probably takes a bit longer

Somewhere along the way I lost the plot and put too much time and effort into a bad family guy punchline.

I think Zoey enjoys the retro gaming experience. Sometimes it's 2026 and you just have to watch bad tv on a device that sounds like it's about to go airborne.

I hate to tell you this, but they don't care. This ship is going down, and those soldiers, my brothers, are willing to die and take you and me along with them. You're a good soldier Rex. So is every one of those men down there. They may be willing to die, but I am not the one who is going to kill them.

Yes, in the benighted land of the Nora, the natural way of things goes inverted. Women rule men, and all the might of Carja metal can be deflected by logs, leather and hides. Ruins filled with bounteous artifacts go untouched, and great stretches of farmable land are left uncultivated. Only the machines—which the Nora greatly mistrust, after some ancestral conflict or another—seem untroubled by this rampant strangeness.

Anyway I was bitching about how hard it is to come up with feasible planets in Star Wars because sometimes you need a new planet from scratch and sometimes you need to know more about a planet than the 'has jungles, is probably a moon technically' than Wookieepedia will give you, and they're like 'oh yeah I can do something about that'.

So they've written (in Matlab but they swear it will run as a .exe as well and I may be conscripted to embed it as a web tool at some point) a star system generator.

You input what you know about the planet (ecosystem, population, sun colour, does it have liquid water, does it have a moon or moons, is it a moon or moons, temperature averages, atmosphere, you get me) and it will give you the... everything else about the star system, in obedience to real-universe physics. And if you input nothing you get a randomly generated star system.

And I’m like oh I know people who will be into this with a vengeance, and they're not on Tumblr, so this is me seeing who exactly would be keen on, and I cannot stress this enough, a real-physics comprehensive star system generator.

ahsoka doods