Protect All Pups

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

let’s do it, roger

Roger helppppp

I need you Roger!

ROGER PLEASE

I’m a piece of shit but it’s fine

not even Burt and all of his Bees could save me this time

the entire term has been this confusing and chaotic

The staff of The Onion are just growing cobwebs at this point

those thumb people in spy kids aren’t real right?

a girl in one of my classes sent out an email saying “you’ll be having a furry classmate this semester” and my heart stopped but she was talking about her service dog

this is a sentient bubble bath

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.