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To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies

To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes

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gold-kushkloudz

just-shower-thoughts

If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept seperately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together.

thelittlertiddy-deactivated2018

You ain’t have to put those people business out like that.

slimetony

in 2017 we’re replacing our cerebrospinal fluid with sierra mist

c3po

no idea what this means

slimetony

lemon lime spine

what do other people have against subtitles? like bitch,.. my ears are Not Friends with my brain, let me have my captions

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talesfromtreatment

Foiled!

Today I got to go on one of our runs to more rural shelters to help relieve overcrowding there. We ended up bringing back 21 kittens and 10 dogs. So fun day. But this morning, while I was getting stuff together in preparation for the 90 minute drive…. This happened.

Excuse you Tiniest Opossum, but you are NOT allowed to escape through the front bars of the cat carrier we were housing you in. I’m going to put you back.

“NO!”

I am going to catch you and put you back and you have no say in this matter.

“NO!”

Catching you and putting you back now.

“NOOOOOO!”

Aaaand back you go. Let go of the purple towel and go in the cardboard box.

“Noooooooooooo!”

friendlyfrankenstein

very tiny quiet ‘born to be wild’ plays

paprika

University: I have made a graduate.

Student Counsellor: You've ruined a perfectly good young adult, is what you've done. Look at it. It's got anxiety.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

off to therapy, you guys want anything?

mistymintart99-blog

Uhhhh a bagel

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

What precisely is your understanding of how therapy works

whitepeopletwitter

History repeats itself.

gnusnoteunuchs

experiment goal: to determine whether smarties are an effective tea sweetener

hypothesis: smarties will sweeten the tea, but also introduce unwelcome flavor profiles due to their flavoring

procedure: procured one cup (≈12 fl oz) of Barry’s Tea Gold Blend black tea, hot. added 2/3 of a single roll of smarties candy (10 candies). wait for candies to dissolve, then stir well. tea will be sampled after stirring concludes.

gnusnoteunuchs

addendum: control group was used. control sample consisted of one cup of the same type of tea, sweetened with white sugar. results will depend on the relative tastes of the control and smarties tea

gnusnoteunuchs

results: smarties tea was significantly more bitter and less sweet than sugar tea. additionally, the smarties failed to dissolve in the expected manner, and when stirred, ended up breaking down into particulates that refused to dissolve.

conclusions: because of the chemical/structural makeup of smarties, they do not function well as an ad hoc tea sweetener because of their reluctance to break down. it may be the case that crushed smarties would work better, but this experiment was intended to study how normal, uncrushed smarties would work as a sweetener

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sodomymcscurvylegs

NOTHING is funnier to me than the fact that Dumbledore literally designed the PERFECT protection for the Philosopher’s Stone but still let the McGonagall enchant a giant chess set and Snape make a Legend of Zelda puzzle purely for the DRAMA of it all. And y'all say Dumbledore wasn’t ever visibly gay.

catboybreeder

Dumbledore when Snape and McGonagall came to him with their suggestions, knowing FULL WELL how unnecessary they were:

seleneofthejungle

Flitwick, approaching nervously: Dumbledore, I heard that Snape and McGonagall are helping, and I’d like to design a – Dumbledore: – a room filled with enchanted keys. Flitwick: – a room filled with enchanted keys! Dumbledore:

surlydruid

Sprout: how about a room full of devils snare?

Dumbledore:

Hagrid: I also happen to have this three headed dog that I-well it’s not important where it came from, but he could help guard the stone too maybe?

Dumbledore:

imposer

trapcard

she snapped

honestlyprettychill

hOLY SHIT BARBIE <3 <3

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joshpeck

okay but where’s the link

moonkitty

writer from 200 years ago: heres a simple story about a man on a boat with no underlying themes

english teachers:

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melonmemes

I think I lack discipline

ulvemaelk

frogmp3

this image clearly isn’t in america but it gives off a strong midwestern energy

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