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Angel and devil on your shoulder except it’s Terry Pratchett saying writer’s block is fake and Douglas Adams being locked in a hotel room by his publisher so he’d actually work on his manuscript.

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Im Back With Another OC Ask Game
(pro tip: name some ocs in the tags when you reblog this so newcomers can ask with ease, and be sure to send an ask to the person you reblog it from!)
Somebody tells your character they look cute today. How do they respond? (And as a bonus, how often do they hear this?)
Think of your character's best friend or partner. What do/would that person's family think of your character? (If they don't have anybody to fit the role, think hypothetically.)
How many genders can your character name?
Your character goes out to eat with a friend. How big an effort do they make to be--or avoid being--the one to pay? (Bonus: How big an effort does the friend make?)
If your character doesn't like someone, do they let it show? How do they show it? How intentional is that?
Your character hears a spooky noise from the basement. What do they do?
Do your character's loved ones know how much your character cares about them? Is it obvious, or something they've had to learn to pick up on?
Somebody picks your character up just to hold them. Yes, even if they're exceptionally big and heavy. How do they react?
What's something your character does that other people consider a little odd?
Your character is totally shocked and astonished. What do they say? A simple "whoa" or "holy crap," or something more colorful?
Describe your character's tan lines.
Where did your character get their pet (or where would they most likely get one)? Shelter? Specialty store? Sketchy breeder? The street? The wild?
How does your character treat guests? What might somebody be offered when visiting your character's home?
Somebody says something mean to your character, and the resounding response of the room is "ooh, that's too far." What might have been said?
What's a movie that would be fun to insert your character into, either in place of one of the characters or as their own character? (If they're made to be inserted into a movie, pick a different one.)
What makes your character feel seen? WHO makes your character feel seen?
Is your character good at apologizing? Is there anything in particular they tend to do when they apologize, be it some sort of phrasing or behavior, or some attempt to make up for their mistake?
Your character has just died! What is the general reaction from the people who knew them? (Bonus: What happened?)
Your character is complaining about the weather. What's it like out?
How comfortable is your character being out in nature? Can they handle camping? Living off the land? Or is just sitting on a park bench too much for them?
Your character has to go back to school. What grade would they do best in, academically speaking? (If they're still in school, is their current grade comfortable for them, or would they do better at a higher or lower level?)
Does your character mind eating messy foods?
Would people describe your character as funny (in the humorous sense, not in the weird sense)? Would your character approve of this classification?
Would your character rather live in a big city (how big?) or a small town (how small?)?
What's something feasibly attainable your character really longs for? Will they have it someday?
Describe a scenario in which your character would beg for something.
If your character was a pet, what kind of animal would they be? Be as specific as you like.
What's something your character will rant about every time the topic comes up without fail?
Your character is having a special dinner for a special occasion--think birthday, graduation, nothing too dramatic but something that warrants a celebratory treat. What are they having? Is it homemade, or do they go to a restaurant? Do they have this type of food often, or just for special occasions?
How does your character feel about trendy things? Do they go along with them or avoid them specifically because they're trendy, or do they not let the popularity influence their opinion at all?
our new job launched its mandatory ai transcription program designed to streamline our workflow and not only does it melt down the moment it has to transcribe non-white customers but it keeps hallucinating the existence of a mysterious boy named dorian who shows up in every third call summary
caller got into a car accident on their way to work? their nonexistant son dorian was hurt. got kicked out of a bar and broke their ankle? their son dorian was the one who broke it. i now spend more time having to de-dorian the call summary than if i had just written it myself. really funny. we're required to use this now
The Picture of Dorian GrAI
“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you
"how did you get into writing" girl i've been tormented by the visions since i was eight years old
i keep getting this instagram ad for what i assume is a romantasy novel that begins w the phrase “imagine knowing your destiny in life…is to die” n it’s pissing me off SO BAD. everyone’s destiny in life is to die. that’s like. kind of the main one.

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not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally
what mutual is prev
my liege lord
my loyal knight
my wise wizard
my evil advisor
my brother in arms
my lady muse
my wild mermaid friend
my fellow alchemist
my dashing rapscallion
my monstrous foe
you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid
Combine your chinese zodiac and astrology sign to make your true fursona
i still hate this post so much. i’m an ox and a taurus. i’m a bull bull. i’m so fucking annoyed oh m y go d
noticed the two types of people in the tags
How do cats just manifest trash. You’ll vacuum your entire house and turn around and your cat will be running around with a kind of cardboard that didn’t exist until two seconds ago.
unfollowing bc of bdsm spongebob
Whoever drew that has no idea how crucifixion works.
you're so right the animators of the hit 90's children's show digimon digital monsters didn't violently nail gabumon to the cross for real what a bunch of fucking idiots
It's not the nails; it's the little step. That would take the weight of your lower body off your diaphragm so you wouldn't die. You'd just be bored and only mildly uncomfortable
again.. and i can't stress this enough.. i don't think they were actually trying to crucify gabumon on the hit 90's children's show digimon digital monsters

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the ladies’ home journal, sept 1948
What if Miu wanted to be the class's bicycle but no one wanted a ride
DLC with all the students:
there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly
he would not fucking say that, but with disability.. he would not fucking be able bodied. sick n tired of characters walking away from multiple life changing injuries without a scratch. let’s get some natural consequences in here.
give that knife/sword fight survivor nerve damage. give the character who was shot in the gut a stoma. give that fire survivor lung damage and an oxygen cannula. give that leg injury survivor a cane. give that starvation survivor gastroparesis. give that spinal injury survivor a manual chair or powerchair.
while we’re at it, give your characters congenital disabilities too, just because. give them intellectual and development disabilities. give them acquired and postviral illnesses. dare to make somebody bedbound. for me.
Smoking absolutely destroys your estrogen.

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hey quick PSA but “reading before bed to wind down” only works if you’re normal about books btw. if you aren’t you are going to end up awake at 2:52am after finishing the whole book just trust me on this one