My wife says I have a problem

So, I teach high school and we have a lesbian couple that keeps going into the locker room or are constantly gone for way longer than they should be doing simple tasks. Other teacher keep asking me if we can say something to them or call them out like "uh can we suggest they maybe shower after practice separately?" Listen I might be a lesbian but I have no idea how to handle it. It wasn't cool to be a lesbian when I was in high school. I have been the one to suggest that they maybe leave a little room for Jesus (just as I would with other couples) but hell I feel like they have a loop hole here and who am I to shut it down.

Last night my wife asked if I knew piglatin. I figured I would give it a try because our children were in the room and I wanted to know what she had to say. She proceeded to say something and I said oh yeah let's pencil that in for later(assuming she wanted sexy time) .... Turns out she just wanted cake.

I giggled more than I should have when supergirl said dammit when the damn broke...

I only have 2 more episodes of one day at a time left. What am I supposed to watch now?

Just getting around to watching elseworlds. WHY THE HELL DID NONE OF YOU WARN ME ABOUT ALEX'S HAIR...

That last avalance scene... Those tanks... Those arms.... Is that like our new wardrobe? I just need to know because all my shirts have sleeves right now.

Was there just a mini Grey's Anatomy reunion on Supergirl?

Sometimes I search lesbian just to see what we are up to.

I just got done watching sanvers clips. The amount of leather jackets those two wear make me question my lesbianism. Am I doing it wrong? The only leather I own is my wallet....