Khaos Agent

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

Just like how the Mad Scientist changed so much that he doesn't recognize himself.

The masculine urge to eat food to live

The feminine urge to fucking starve and die I guess?

Yeah

Th Non-Binary urge to consume a normal amount of calories.

I fed you bread out of the palm my hand only once and now you come back here every day.

Bread

Please go

Quack

"No, you cannot attend a black-tie event in two tons of power armour and associated weaponry."

The young knight smirks. "We'll see," he says in a singsong voice, one that he knows annoys the prince to no end.

Your classmate's absent, but their desk's gone, their phone number's gone, their name is gone from the class list, basically gone from official documents. You call their family, but they have no idea who you are or what your talking about. Only you and the rest of your classmates remember them.

I slowly turn to look at the teacher. He's the only one who hasn't said anything since this news was announced.

"I have killed you.", said the Goddess calmly, "Do not bring yourself back to life because I will kill you again."

The necromancer returns yet again. "Honey I said I was sorr-" Lightning strikes the ground where he stands. Another rebirth. "It was an accident. I didn't mean to-" A massive anvil falls onto him. "Is this because I spoiled-" "YES IT'S BECAUSE YOU SPOILED DR. WHO!"