Courage, Dear Heart

drink some water you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch

not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive

The worst feeling is when you find out you didn’t mean as much to someone as you thought you did and you look so stupid for caring too much

friendly reminder that keeping plants in your house without their permission is slavery and kidnapping :)

I honestly can not tell what’s serious anymore on this godforsaken website.

BOY could I go for some affection rn or maybe death

does anyone else constantly get the feeling that you’re running out of time?? and for no reason!! i could be lying in bed in the middle of summer vacation and my mind is like “hurry up!!! before it’s too late!!!” and i’m just like “hurry up and do what?? leave me alone wtf!!!”

I think now that we’re in 2017 we can stop villainizing the witch from Hänsel and Gretel. Some kids ate her house. She gets to eat them. It was a fair deal.

Narcissus wrote this

I refuse to believe Narcissus could read.

i’ve been thinking about this response for the better part of 2 hours and it hasn’t gotten less hysterically funny to me

what up im narcissus, im 19, and i never fucking learned how to read

i love ignoring things….. people…. problems …. responsibilities……feelings…..