more gum, obama

how the fuck do I get consent from a plant......wtf like "hey flower can I pick u?" is it gonna say "sure lil g go ahead" wtf,,,white ppl,,,,,,

hey I didn't see this is your faq so uh why do you have a flashing bright gif as your bg but you have ... epilepsy ?? apparently?

i just love u so much

Ignore what the ableist doctors say! You eat dirt if you want to eat dirt!! Dirt is important for flowers like you and anybody who says differently can shove a sandpaper dildo up their butt

"HEADMATES" IM CRYIN NO DEAR NO NO NO IM SORRY YOU ARE GOING TO REGRET THIS ALL IM HONESTLY TRYING TO HELP HERE

I am assumig you don't have any common sense. Didn't your parents said anything about eating dirt? As good parents, they should properly look after you!

I want to come out as gay to my parents but I'm so scared because when my brother got his ears pierced they kicked him out for like an entire week. Do you have any advice?

How long have you been 14?

grrr, i wanna fuck ya... i wanna put my dick in ya carrion flower hole. then inset ya carrion flower petals in my pussy. *starts slurping* sluuurp sluuuuuurp mmm yes lol

You seriously has no idea that eating dirt was a good idea? You might be a plantkin or whatever, but you have a human body. You need human food. And water. You need meat or veggies or fruits whatever.

hi do u have any tips for making dirt more palatable cuz i want to satisfy my plantkin needs but im not rly enjoying it and it makes me rly frustrated

is sleeping in dirt warm?

Do you also smell like a carrion flower?

Will you marry me?

wouldn't plants count as more of a species than a gender? ❤️

Your parents clearly never loved you if you feel the need to say you're a plant for attention. Did daddy used to fuck you at night with potatoes and that's why you're scared of them? You also can't self diagnose yourself with anything. A psychiatrist can't even diagnose themselves because they're biased. You are the garbage of the human race. Go to school or get a job or something and stop sitting in your room and eating fucking dirt like a three year old.