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The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

Vaccinations are also developed using human fetal tissue. Should we stop funding that as well? Fucking idiots 🤦🏽‍♂️

If anyone asks why Julia Louis-Dreyfus has won 5 consecutive Emmy’s for Veep direct them to this video

“now get the fuck outta here congresswoman” 😂😂😂

IT’S STARTED

IT’S BEEN NOVEMBER JUST FOR FEW HOURS YOU ANIMALS

IM SAVING THIS IN MY FUCKKING QUEUE AND EVERY FUCKING NOVEMBER AT 12:00 AM IM FUCKING POSTING THIS

There’s a lot to unpack here. +the flexibility to get in that pose +the balance to stay on the skateboard +the strength to pull back a bowstring with your toes +the dexterity to hit a target while moving +the coordination… not hand-eye, but foot-eye …I don’t know what to do with these things now that I’ve unpacked them…

Now come to grips with the utter fear and respect this person deserves

I think the funniest thing is her diction. Like that shit sticks with you.

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

S C R E A M S

I DO NOT HAVE THE SELF CONTROL TO NOT REBLOG THIS

this is genuinely one of my favorite things in this world

IT’S STARTED

IT’S BEEN NOVEMBER JUST FOR FEW HOURS YOU ANIMALS

IM SAVING THIS IN MY FUCKKING QUEUE AND EVERY FUCKING NOVEMBER AT 12:00 AM IM FUCKING POSTING THIS

ok this is really sweet

This is not how I wanted to find out I’m a Dark Millennial. I hate this post.