КГБ

the CIA is a bitch ass motherfucker who pissed on my fucking wife (/ref) and also the American intelligence agency that handles foreign threats and can't legally operate on American soil. We've seen how well that's gone historically, though (not well at all. See JFK assassination, MK-ULTRA, and sister projects of MK-ULTRA.)

The KGB was this huge intelligence organisation that, from an American perspective, looked like a monster of an agency that encompassed duties that would be handled by separate agencies in the US (like that of the CIA, FBI, and Secret Service). They had a massive amount of foreign, political, and domestic power, leading them to be both respected and feared by Soviet citizens. This agency is also where the Red Scare stereotype of scary Russian spies comes from.

Did they kiss under the moonlight, historically speaking? I mean, it probably happened at least once, probably in a honey trapping context.

The USSR used honey trapping, both KGB and Stasi (DDR secret police).

I won.

“It is pleasing, joyful to realize that the war is no longer there, but it is somehow unusual.”

"Приятно, радостно сознавать, что войны уже нет, но как-то непривычно."

Салют Победы | Victory Firework;

Deep waters, i'm drowning in deep waters, slowly drowning me deeper

Yuri Gagarin, the first person in space.

On 9 March 1934, Yuri Gagarin was born in the small village of Klushino, in what was then the Soviet Union. From humble beginnings, Gagarin would eventually become an officer in the Soviet Air Forces and be selected as a cosmonaut after rigorous testing on 18 January 1961.

On 12 April 1961, he made history aboard Vostok 1, becoming the first human to journey into outer space. During the flight, Gagarin completed a single orbit around Earth, demonstrating that humans could survive and work in space. His achievement marked a major milestone in the space race and made him an international hero overnight.