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mmm me and who

May we never be our daughter’s first enemy.

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

your man doesn’t even know what it means to carmelize onions

I’m wishing new homes and apartments on everyone that sees this post!!! It’s already yours!! CLAIM IT 🧿🧿🧿

if you’re worried things won’t get better, here’s your sign that they will.

I like her energy. At least she honest lmao

She was honest, but that shit was so flagrant she knew he wouldn't believe it.

that’s wild.

If I’m eatin pussy it could be like bobbing for apples and I still wouldn’t gaf. I know what I signed up for gotdammit 👅

“Pussy too wet” like in what world is that a problem? He probably think the wifi too fast too, huh?

“the wifi too fast” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

^ “my paycheck had too many commas”

“My rent too cheap”

“My dick too hard”

“My skin too soft”

“my life is too happy”

“I have waaaay too much money saved up”

“My college tuition is too cheap.”

“My hair is too moisturized”

LMFAOOOO THE COMMENTS

I love you guys 😂

lmaooooo

“my credit score too good”

“I’m not depressed.”

Is her husband DJ Khaled?

Expensive bitch energy