key khronicles .

THROW DAT SHIT!!!!

Her dedication must not go unrecognized

i can’t believe i found this again on a thursday lady your mission has been accomplished

Rule: you can only reblog this on Thursday.

Ooo its thursday

welp its that time of the week again.

10:57 but it’s still Thursday

one time a uncle bought his white wife to thanksgiving dinner and my nation of islam uncle who just got outta jail was like “you expect me to break bread with this white bitch” and everyone was dead quiet except for me bitch when i mean  screameddddddddddddddd 

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

‘Vagina-owners’

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

Thank you lord for blessing me with an X and Y chromosome. *starts to shout*

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

‘Vagina-owners’

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

Thank you lord for blessing me with an X and Y chromosome. *starts to shout*

Maybe if I reblog it it will become the truth 

i reblog this everytime

This is the magic a$ap, if you don’t reblog it this will be the first year you’re broke

Yup