Steve Harrington would be the best goddamn Among Us player because of his sheer chaotic dumbass energy.
In the beginning Steve gets voted off constantly because he can never account for where he was or what he was doing. Except Steve is almost never actually the imposter. The group wastes so much Meeting time with Mike and Steve yelling at each other about whether or not Steve could do the ‘leaf thing’ from Medical and Lucas siding with Mike that that’s super sus and then someone has to tell Steve what that even means. Steve gets evicted into the vacuum of space and then Max and Billy finish slaughtering the crew within the next two turns. Rinse and repeat with minor variations.
It becomes obvious that Steve is completely incapable of memorizing the ship layout, remembering which tasks are located where, what path he took, or who he saw where. He also gets the crew killed at least twice because it takes him half a dozen tries to complete the meteor shooting task. Then he gets them killed again because he goes AFK after he’s dead the first time to make a McDonalds run and no one told him he still had to do work as a ghost okay?? It becomes a complete guessing game to figure out if Steve is lying about what he was doing and where or if he just fucking doesn’t know.
Mike and Lucas went to the ‘Steve is super sus’ well one time too many when reporting their own kills and now anyone pointing the finger at Steve gets the side eye. Did you really see Steve kill Max, Dustin, or are you trying to push off suspicion on him? Of course he’s going to say he was in Electrical when he wasn’t, it’s one of the only room names he remembers. He calls half of the rooms on the map ‘Electrical.’ Steve is being too quiet during a meeting, sure, because Steve forgets which key he bound for push to talk. Billy has to text him and remind him. Steve took too long to do the body scan? Yeah, he tabbed out to check a Twitter notification and got into an argument with someone. It’s happened a couple of times.
Steve ends up with the best win ratio in the game and everyone hates it.
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