Dressup_Doll

Due to nonexistent demand, I got bored and will now rank Murder Drones ships. There will be emoji usage.

NUzi (N x Uzi): 💜💛, it’s cute, it’s standard. My friend likes it, but it’s not really my thing. It exists in my mind. I only use it in my MDIQ because I send them to my friend.

eNVy (N x V): 💛🩶, YES! Y E S! This ship feeds me, my writings, my nonexistent fanart, all of it. This….this is good. This makes me happy. It is literally the reason I started writing on AO3. It is literally one of my favorite overly specific ship dynamics of “we used to get along and be close but now aren’t, and I used to love you and still do but can’t show it because it’ll get everyone hurt.” Just….my heart. I will pretend that “Eternal Dream” is a V song forever.

Vizzy (V x Lizzy): 🩶🩷, very cute. Mean girls bonding and getting close. I currently have two (??) Vizzy fics, except it’s really only one now. It’s fun to write, but I have a tendency to make Lizzy more air-headed then mean.

ThUzi (Thad x Uzi): 💜💚, cute, nice. It’s not much, but it’s sweet.

Vad (V x Thad): 🩶💚, I mean, it’s interesting. I have maybe one Vad fic going on, and it’s only like that because the other ship is NUzi. Lizzy is not really there for some reason.

It’s always hilarious to hear about ship wars because I’ve literally never seen one, but people say they exist. It gets better for the Murder Drones fandom since it seems that most people argue over NUzi and eNVy.

Behemo and Levia, but they’re Shane and Ryan.

Behemo: If you don’t like us, turn it on.

Levia, sick of his sh**: No, please do-

*it turns on*

Levia: *begins screaming*

Behemo: *chaotic laughing*

Behemo: If you wanna eat my heart, turn the light on.

*it doesn’t turn on*

Behemo: *gets an idea* If you want to eat Levia’s heart, turn the light on.

Levia: No! Stop putting my in your sh**-

Behemo: Our old pal, Levia Barisol, we’re a package deal.

Levia, panicking: I hate when you do that!

*the light turns on*

Levia: *s c r e a m*

Behemo: F**K YOU, GOATMAN!

Levia: Jesus Christ, dude!

Behemo: As we snuff out these candles, so do to we snuff from this mortal world…….you f**king wimp.

Levia: *not impressed* Jesus Christ, sir.

Behemo: Hey, ghosts! Come, uh, tousle my hair. Give me a little purple-nurple.

Levia: *laughing* Purple-nurple!

Levia: *unholy Mothman screeching*

Behemo: *proud brother*

Behemo: *creeping up to Levia*

Levia: *whips around, pulling out water gun* Don’t try it, demon.

Levia: Here is evidence that Behemo Barisol, in cold blood, killed this woman, dressed as a furry.

Levia: Visitors amd employees claim that doors lock themselves shut, footsteps can be heard, shadows follow you...

Behemo: Shadows do tend to follow you though. That's sort of how they work.

Levia: Why do you not believe that ghosts are real?

Behemo: Uhm, never seen one.

Levia: Okay, I mean, there's a lot of things that you can't see that are real.

Behemk: What can't I see?

Levia: You can't see gravity. That's real.

Behemo: Yeah, I can drop an apple.

Silvia: She’s like Lilith, but if Lilith was ordered to be around you.

Viola: Oh, so Gray.

The book is impossible to get through, and it’s so dry. I feel no love for the characters whatsoever. It is one of the worst books I’ve read, and I’ve read The Immortals.

Sorry to any Hobbit lovers out there.

I have to read the book for school, so I also watched the movies, and…..never again. The book is insufferable. I hate it. I hate it. Like, Bilbo is a whiny a-hole who should have never left his house.

Imagine if he said no. It’d be great. I would say no.

Spoilers: Smaug went out like a coward. He’s a dragon, and he died like that??!! Weak!!

I genuinely thought the last movie would be some super long dragon v. lake villagers v. dwarves fight. Nope. He died by some weak plot. It seemed like the author wanted to get rid of Smaug as quickly as he could.

Kiril: Have a safe flight!

Elluka: I can’t control that.

A very sleep-deprived Nemesis: I am the Master of the Hellish Yard, the destroyer of Hell.

Nyoze, who’s trying to sleep: *grabs Nemesis’ ziz tiama plushie and puts it on her face*

(Waking up)

Sati: Ok, I am a small child. Or a very small adult.

*running*

Sati: AH, OH, GOD! THERE ARE TINY THINGS! THEY MIGHT KILL ME! AH, NO!

Nemesis: *off-camera* They're harmless! You can hug 'em!

Sati: *flips her off*

(Shoe monster)

Sati: I did not pay for this trauma! I paid for fun!

Nemesis: *d e a d*

Sati: *just pure terror and screaming*

*dies*

Sati: AAAHHH!! NNNOOO!!

(The Janitor is chasing Six x1)

Sati: *s c r e a m*

Sati: Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh, god! OH, GOD!

Sati: *s c r e a m s even more*

Sati: *p a n i c*

Nemesis: *laughing her a** off off-camera*

(Janitor chase scene x2)

Sati: I wish to kill this man.

Nemesis: Pre- *laughing* Pretend he's Karchess!

Sati: I will!

*pulling the metal*

Sati: Come on, come on. You can do it.

*first time down*

Sati: Again.

Nemesis: Frankly, I don't think she has the power to do it again.

Sati: Shut up.

*Janitor dies*

Sati: YES! LET'S GO, BOYS!

Nemesis: I am literally right here.

Sati: F*** you.

(Rat time)

Sati: Sh**, I'm hungry.

Nemesis: I'll get something. Let me know what you want.

Sati: Not me, the child. The child is hungry.

Nemesis: *pointing* There's a rat.

Sati: I will not eat the rat. Oh, sh**, I can't jump. F**k, f**k this.

Nemesis: I have no words.

Six: *eats the rat*

Sati: Ew, gross.

(Kitchen time)

Sati: Oh, god. That thing is ugly~~!!

Nemesis: It looks like a chef. I think that's what it is.

Sati: Look, you can either sit there and distract me, or you can shut up. Take your pick.

Nemesis: I'll....I'll sit here and *distract* you.

Sati: Shut up.

Nemesis: Never.

Sati: *speechless*

*sneaks past*

Sati: I need a key. Oh, a shelf.

*Six climbs the shelf; knocks over the stuff*

Nemesis: You're loud.

Sati: Be quiet, Miss Sniper.

Nemesis: ........no.

(In the bedroom)

Sati: *knocks over the teapot* AH! NO!

Nemesis: Chill.

*crouching next to the stand*

Chef 2: *walks out*

Chef 2: *weird noise*

Sati: *runs* AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Nemesis: *coming into frame* This man is weak.

Six: *dies*

Sati: *demon screech*

(Take two)

Six: *makes it under the bed safely*

Sati: *hyperventilating*

Nemesis: Let me take over.

Sati: No.

(Insert the rest of the chapter here)

(The Chefs' chase scene)

Sati: *s c r e e c h*

Nemesis: Run straight. Slide. Keep going. Get onto the box. Wait, no, don't jump over! NO!

Six: *flings herself off the Maw*

Sati: *p a n i c*

Nemesis: Try again.

*he eventually makes it past that scene*

(Guest area)

Sati: Well, hello there, pretty lady.

Nemesis: We are not sure if that's a lady. Remember, you thought Karchess was a woman.

Sati: F**k off, Nemi.

Nemesis: You can go f**k yourself, old man.

Sati: Maybe I will~~!!

Nemesis: .....gross.

(Jumping on the lights*

Six: *dies x10*

Nemesis: Wow, you are bad at this.

Sati: I'd like to see you try.

Nemesis: *takes the controls* Ok, I will.

Sati: Wait, Nemi, no.

(Guest table scene)

Sati: Imma drag this over here, hop up, and run.

Nemesis: That might not work.

*it works*

Nemesis: .......screw you, game.

Six: *misses the jump*

*ear-shattering scream from Sati*

Nemesis: I'll do it.

*it actually works*

(Chase scene 1)

Sati: I can do this! I did it!

Nemesis: *clapping sarcastically* Yay. You didn't commit the murder of a small child. Whoo.

Sati: I will murder you.

Nemesis: You love me.

Sati: I love Gumina. Not you.

Nemesis: Nice.

(The Lady comes back)

Sati: She's pretty. I want to *censored to keep this book semi-safe*

Nemesis: ...........

Nemesis: ...........

Nemesis: *pulls out gun* That's it. I'm going to kill you now.

Sati: WAIT! NO!

(Chase scene ensues)

(Back to the game)

(In the Lady's room)

Nemesis: *turns volume up* That's pretty. She sounds like Banica or Kayo.

Sati: *totally not thinking of Lukana or Maylis* Mmm, definitely.

Nemesis: Well, we have to *kill* her and run.

Sati: Stop being an assassin for two seconds, please and thank you.

Nemesis: Ok.

(Mirror time)

Sati: HOW LONG WILL THIS LAST, BECAUSE I AM DONE WITH THIS GAME!!!!!!

Nemesis: Probably Six times. That's a common theme in this game.

The Lady: *dies*

Six: *becomes a little sh** and eats her*

Nemesis: Cool, she's dead.

Sati: NNNNNOOOOOO, THE PRETTY LADY!!!!!!!!

Nemesis: *knocks him out*

Nemesis: *looking to the camera* Don't tell anyone what I did.

(Game ends)

Sati: Huh? What happened?

Nemesis: Dude, you beat the game and blacked out. I had to sit through the credits by myself. That was lame.

Sati: Sorry.

Nemesis: It's ok. I just played on my phone.

Sati: Wait a minute, I don't remember the endi-

Nemesis: Peace out. Bye.

Total number of deaths in all: 26. (I just didn't write every one out.)

Total time: 3 hours and 31 minutes.

He’s said on more than one occasion before m, “Wow, this is really advanced.”

I have just internally screamed and said, “Well, this person is French.”

As for how it’s been going, I’ll play one of the songs I know pretty well, and he’ll help me with pronunciation. Luckily, I know the gist of some of the songs, (like DoE, SoE, MoN, ToE, and a few others), so I can figure out what’s being said.

Still, it’s fun for me to get the line of a song without speaking much French.