the roar that lies on the other side of science

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

we should start giving testosterone to ants

uncles

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

[GUY WHO HAS THE MANNERISMS OF A NEUROTIC PREY ANIMAL VOICE] yeah i really believe that i am always a pretty calm person. cool. Collected, even

its pretty simple all you need is a fuckbuddy a better job a good therapist welbutrin clothes made from high quality natural fibers a good diet lots of water a social network a supportive family a fulfilling hobby a comfortable bed two hundred dollar leather shoes sun exposure (but not too much) a silk pillowcase a workout routine an education rich parents a 401k a trip abroad a plan for the future a short commute no debt a hair stylist you trust white teeth no roommates wool socks a costco membership good insurance a screentime limiter clear skin a healthy sleep schedule and a blunt!

dont piss me off. next time you go on a trip im filling your house with galapagos finches. by the time you return, they've evolved to fill your niche. they're a better spouse to your partner. they're a better parent for your child. and? they're a better friend to me than you ever were.

aborted metaphysicist: why is there nothing instead of something?