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This is now officially, with over 50 casualties, the worst mass shooting in United States history. And the fact that it took place at a gay club was not merely coincidence. This was not just another act of senseless violence in America. This was a hate crime. 

A man walked into a safe space for the LGBT community with an assault rifle and lined them up and slaughtered them. 

Don’t do what the media is inevitably going to do. Don’t erase where this happened and who this happened to.

When you make your statements for/against gun control, remember this was a hate crime. When you make your statements about the gunman’s reported religious beliefs, remember this was a hate crime. When your politicians make empty promises about changing the way things are, remember this was a hate crime. When you make your statements about the media’s coverage of this, remind everyone this was hate crime. 

We’ve been thinking about it, and bubble wrap just isn’t chic anymore. It’s not environmentally friendly and besides, they recently invented Bubble Wrap 2.0 with unpoppable bubble chambers. It hurts us on a spiritual level to know something that joyless exists in the bubble-wrap-osphere! So in a symbolic gesture of our disapproval, all GISHWHES TAKES TUMBLR users should boycott Bubble Wrap on their Tumblrs!

Instead, let’s embrace everybody’s new favorite:

Our aesthetic? Spam. Make us a Spam “user aesthetic” and change your Tumblr to be all nice and pink and made of questionable meat by products. Vegan? Vegan spam trips our trigger, too. 

I need everyone’s help. Take a selfie of you doing the LLAP sign and email the photo to [email protected]

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MAYHEM ALERT!!!!!!!

When the child is old enough to ask (as in speech) for it.

Perhaps wrong is not the right word…

B. Full term breastfeeding is well past the age children can speak full verbal sentences.

C. Infants are capable of communicating via modiefied signing so a baby under 1 could easily ask for boob.