rich people please interact

i think all high schoolers should cheat on tests who cares

i would like to put some glitter on my face. i think

no i don’t i wanna throw plates at a wall or something. why did i say this

I know that kid he’s Archie Andrews from that show Rigerdale my wife is always wanting me to watch it with her god bless her heart but I just can’t get into it I don’t like those kids but she says if I watch it with her she’ll watch the big game with me so I just go ahead and do it okay I hope you understand the kids are on my side because they don’t like it either and they think Archie is gay I don’t know what they’re talking about on that part but I agree but I think there going a little far because I swear I saw them burning a picture of the guy who plays him the other day

JFK’s status as only gay US president is secured once again

so apparently the “bad vibes” I’ve been feeling are actually “severe psychological distress”

next year’s met gala theme should be glee. as in the show glee. 

i love how much attitude the red m&m has but i think id rather be the yellow m&ms friend

i got broken up with the moment i posted this by the way. no hard feelings at all but i think it makes it funnier

goes to the kitchen. holds a knife in my hand for a while. puts it back. goes back to my room

Dude

what? what? what do you want daddy kink 33?

*screams internally for several minutes*

My art history teacher is like "there were ZERO women artists during the renaissance well there was Sofonisba but that's it" and I'm STEAMING bc there WERE more female artists during the Renaissance and I KNOW this bc I spent hours researching women artists in the Renaissance so I could figure out what to name my girl ninja turtle oc when I was 11