spike "whatever happens happens"

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

It’s only fitting that this gets reblogged today

This is the only eagle that deserves reblogging on the 4th

The Lion Mosaic, located in the Terrace Houses of Ephesus, Turkey, dates back to the 1st century CE.

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

its gonna be so nuts when our generation of old people is shuffling around with big stupid meme tattoos imagine being a personal support specialist in 2080 and peepaw has a bee movie script sleeve and youre twenty years old and delivering pills like dude what is that and he goes Its from a movie about a jerry seinfeld bug lusting after a human woman who looks like flo from progressive who is still a prominent american cultural figure and you say OK and then you help him plug into his VR headset to play for2nite the sequel to fortnite and he mains former president hunter biden and then you go on lunch break and pay $75 for a ham and cheese sandwich