OMG IT'S YOU

This is actually a sensationalist headline. It’s actually to keep paparazzi out of his property and give him some privacy. I don’t really give two shits about him or his music, but it’s shitty everyone is jumpin his ass over misreported bullshit.

the worst part of any kitchen is that one lower cabinet that’s just a terrifying precarious loud pile of baking pans

tennis players yell so loud when they hit. like what’s with all the racquet?

aw brave boy

*lies awake at night wondering why im not cute*

I know fanfiction is like this big joke and everything, but man, have I read some fics that have completely knocked the wind out of me. New York Times Best Sellers could NEVER.

That’s a technicality! He had not actually started scratching yet: kit did not break the rules of etiquette. He still shows remorse, what a gentleman.

As per the rules of the game, he forfeit to make up for the presumed foul in the spirit of good sportsferretship.

Sportsferretship is a thing

Fight like ferrets. Yes.

Carl Bloch -  In a Roman Osteria, 1866 (detail), oil on canvas

cant afford a weighted blanket so im just pouring concrete onto my duvet

A shoe, but the sole is just a mildly moist human tongue.

IMAGINE BEING ATTRACTIVE LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

Im a yellow rubber chicken and god is a 19 year old viner throwing me off of buildings and beating me with unusual objects to make me scream for the enjoyment of his followers. send post.