Sequins Are Tacky

I think I actually saw a blue sequin dress in the theater storage room, maybe that could work!

Well come on! What are you waiting for? You have to try it on!

True… Okay. Teach me all you know.

A pantsuit, also known as a trouser suit outside the United States, is a woman's suit of clothing consisting of trousers and a matching or coordinating coat or jacket.

Are you sure? When am I gonna need this knowledge?

Now!

Oh my, so many options. Hmm, which one is your favorite?

Definitely the limo!

I don’t know… You really think I could pull something like that off?

I think you'd look totally groovy in one!

They should be.

Why would you say that? Glitter tuxes and rainbow pantsuits are life.

I… think so? It’s just pointing up then down, right?

Spot on! And you have a rainbow pant suit correct?

But it’s not the 80’s anymore? How is it crucial?

It's always crucial.

I’m not everyone.

You do wear clothes when you're not working right?

Alright alright, I’ll have to take your word for it, though.

I'm just saying, you would look stunning like a pretty glittery blue dress or something

Your limo?

Or the town car? I mean there's always the ferarri or corvette or jeep it's just whatever you prefer.

Groovy vibes? I dunno if I can do groovy vibes right.

You totally can do it! All you need are a few rad dance moves! You can do the disco point right?

I’m not quite sure I wanna learn.

You need to! It's crucial to your life!

I suppose, I’ve never really thought about it. Glitter? Doesn’t glitter get everywhere, though?

Glitter is amazing. Don't ever insult it.