Internal Thoughts

You know, every time I draw something stupid, I think to myself "surely I can't top this!" And then somehow I draw something even dumber

Rewatching the first Kung-Fu Panda movie after knowing what happens in 2 and 3 adds a whole new dimension to The way Oogway interacts with Po. Especially when they first meet in the Dragon Warrior selection scene.

Oogway points at Po, smiles, and says “how interesting”.

Upon watching this without 2 and 3, you think oh this wasn’t his intention but the universe had other ideas. He doesn’t believe in accidents, so the guy who just fell out of the sky directly in front of his pointer finger must be the true Dragon Warrior. Oogway finds this interesting because the selection wasn’t conventional, it just sort of happened.

After watching 2 and 3, his line gets so many new layers stacked on top of it. Now you’re like oh my gosh. It’s a PANDA. They taught him how to harness chi! They taught him SO MUCH about kung-fu and the balance of the universe. In this world, Pandas are naturally connected to chi kind of like how Jedi are more Force-sensitive than normal people in Star Wars. Everyone thought they were wiped out after Lord Shen attacked the panda village a couple decades ago. Po is the only panda anyone has ever seen. And Oogway most likely never even knew Po was in the village down below since he stays up in the Jade Palace. He’s gone several decades without even seeing a panda and for those last couple decades thought they were completely wiped out.

And then boom. Right when he’s choosing the Dragon Warrior, here lands a panda. Right in front of his finger.

Dick, distraught: how did this happen!?!

Jason: i don’t even know, neither of us realised we were together until Kori asked what our plans were for our one year anniversary.

Dick: ?!?!?

Tim: they flirt with each other all the time, i don’t know how you didn’t expect this Dick.

Dick: I THOUGHT THEY WERE JOKING AROUND! LIKE ME AND WALLY DO!

Tim:

Jason:

Bruce: chum… you know i abhor being even remotely involved in your love life…

Bruce: but that weird yellow boy has been in love with you since you were twelve.

Dick:

Dick: EXCUSE ME?!

Tim, muttering to himself in disbelief: weird yellow boy…

Roy, wistfully looking into the distance: the flirting was a joke at first… we both used to be so happy with having sex with women.

Damian: i’m going to kill him and then myself.

Roy: it’s like… Icarus.

Jason, flatly: Roy shut up.

Roy, ignoring him, looking afar dramatically: Jay and i, we flew too close to the gay sun, and our straight wings were left ablaze.

Tim, baffled: what fucking words just came out of your mouth?

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.