what

the beastie boys were right. it WOULD be nice

as a procrastinating overachiever i feel like i don’t necessarily “half-ass” things, it’s more like a “3/4 ass”. like overall did i do pretty well? yeah. did i reach my maximum potential though? i think the fuck Not.

brb gotta go darken my clothes and strike a violent pose

8 years old. College reading level. The weight of the world on my shoulders.

20 years old. illiterate. the weight of the universe has given me chronic back pain

hobbies include sitting on my bedroom floor being absolutely devastated by the fact that i have a physical form

Oh to be a character in a keith haring drawing. Just dancing around… oh shit, look out! A baby! We have to cherish this baby! Oh shit, a cool dog. Oh man oh fuck, I need to have some safe gay sex with my partner

Oh to be a featureless stickman with no secondary sex characteristics, having my gender be relevant ONLY when I’m being gay with someone

ive probably said this before but i LOVE the twilight zone episodes with no quantifiable moral at the end, they just wrap up like “wouldnt it be fucked up if that happened?”

I swear to GOD if you don’t hold me closer, tiny dancer

due to personal reasons I’ll escape now from this world, from the world of Jean Valjean

Would it be chill if I cussed